Dead at the 1:02 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see you it plays out in the hood.

That is all.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the phone number don’t work.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering how you a pimp and only got one hoe?

PS, coonery aside…well never mind.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…R&B rap.

That is all.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…her attorney got a thick a$$ New York accent.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Foxy great plug at the 1:11 mark.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Nardwuar is the best at what he does, and he doesn’t get nearly enough respect for all the work he does for these interviews.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you i was waiting for ‘ol boy to actually shove the mic in Drake’s mouth.

PS, the 9:28 mark on…classic.

First…watch Diddy and company talk to George Lopez. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see them perform.

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First…fast forward to the 1:15 mark to see what people who are looking for a quick solution to their money problems and are hoping that a “meeting” at the 5 Links program will change their lives forever looks like. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the money n*gga’s on stage got the “message” down. They use words like, “Who likes that? Are you at the right place at the right time? Does that make sense? Is it fair? Would you agree? Why wouldn’t I do this?” Smh.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the money n*gga’s talk fast, so you gotta hear them slow.

Alternate: This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the only time you get rich quick is when you hit the lotto. But they don’t here me doe.

PS, I wish they would’ve let the tape roll so we could see how much it was gonna cost to get in on such a “wonderful opportunity.”

First…know that Owens gets a $2 million salary and a chance to make another $2 million in bonuses. ‘Ol buddy could earn $333,000 each for passing the following milestones: 60 catches, 100 catches, 900 receiving yards, 1,300 receiving yards, 10 touchdowns and 14 touchdowns. And then…

EbenGregory was like…8-8.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Marvin Lewis better hopes this work.

First…try and guess what Calvin from 227 is doing. And then…

Hit the jump for your answer.

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First…watch Fiddy talk shop with the ladies of The View. And then…

EbenGregory was like…somewhere Fat Joe is throwing up in his mouth.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Fiddy be Curtis Jackson.