Hot Boy Cars: 2009 Ferrari California

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In “It’s not a recession for some people” news, the big homies over at Ferrari are rolling out that new deal…the 2009 Ferrari California. Just in time to give your favorite snow bunny the opportunity to have her pink cookies in a plastic bag get crushed by buildings.

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And now…here’s EbenGregory getting his Robb Report on breaking down the specifics of the new deal: Already sold out through 2010. Only batches of 2,000 per year will go into production. 4.3L V8 engine, generating 460 horsepower at 7,500 rpm (whatever that means). Cost = $244K.

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And now…here’s some I can’t afford this…yet ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on not being able to afford the new 2009 Ferrari California…yet: Make money your God and it will plague you like the devil. I’m just saying.

3 Comments

  1. avatar Spookimitsu says:

    p.s. “..whatever that means.” What it means is that it DIPS and it sounds like a monster when doing so.

  2. avatar Spook says:

    Yeah. I saw some old Cadbury (read – caucasion fellow) on the Dulles toll road (267) in one of these a couple of weeks ago. He wasn’t pushing it though. not too surprising, you would stand out like a sore thumb on a damn FOOT. BUT. u know it was like that ole pac song ‘ALL EYEZ ON ME’
    Those joints are FLAGRANT. damn, isnt this supposed to be a recession? I hope it runs on corn oil.

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