In EbenGregory’s world, anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor. That is unless…you own an Audemars Piguet Millenary Watch with Deadbeat Seconds.

And now…EbenGregory breaks down why Audemars Piguet Millenary Watch with Deadbeat Seconds is his Best Of The Best: The Cabinet N° 5 watch in the Tradition d’Excellence collection, introduced in 2006, features the unique Audemars Piguet escapement. Inspired by a mechanism created in the late 18th century by Robin [who is this?], Audemars Piguet has developed a brand-new system combining the high efficiency of a direct-impulse escapement with the reliability of a Swiss-lever escapement. The watchmakers in Le Brassus have thereby succeeded in reducing the energy lost by the most high-consumption component of the movement, without resorting to the use of new materials and avoiding any need for lubrication.

So what the f*ck does that mean EbenGregory?

It means the watch costs $156K.

And now…here’s some EbenGregory has no clue why this watch costs one-hundred and fifty-six thousand dollars other than the fact that that’s the price Audemars Piguet set ice jewelry: Living on Earth may be expensive, but at least it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.