In “Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent” news, the big homie Jadakiss is back at it again, this time the “who moved my cheese” MC is changing the title of his new CD from Kiss My Ass to The Last Kiss because corporate retailers weren’t having it.

And now…here’s Jadakiss explaining why he changed the title of his album: I had to change the name of my album. Kiss My Ass wasn’t testing well at retail. Not even with the exclamations or none of that. So we had to switch it to The Last Kiss. I haven’t fully scrapped the Kiss My Ass title, I plan to use it for a new mixtape that’s expected to hit the streets before the official album’s release.

And now…here’s more Jadakiss explaining why he named his new album to The Last Kiss: Some people asked me is it my last album. Nah, it’s just … the first album was Kiss The Game Goodbye, the second one was The Kiss of Death, so this one was The Last Kiss. It’s the closing of a trilogy. It’s the last time I’m going to name one of my albums, it’s the last time ‘Kiss’ is going to be in the album titles. This is why this is The Last Kiss.

And now…here’s some it a slow news week ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Jadakiss changing the title of his new album because the “Man” didn’t like the old album title: Power is the ability not to have to please.

Just when you thought gangsta rappers called the shots…