In “When it snows in your nose, it rains in your brain” news, the big homie Charles Barkley is back at it again, this time he was arrested for allegedly drinking and driving.

Oh for real EbenGregory…does this mean that Charles likes to get “wet?”

Look at his mugshot again and then ask yourself is that a rhetorical question.

And now…here’s TMZ.com reporting on what happened after Charles was pulled over for speeding while allegedly drinking and driving: According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.” The report says when Barkley was taken to the station,he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Oh for real…Charles is out here looking for a “car wash” from a snow bunny?

And just when you thought you could save the trees by eating beaver.