Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.

4 Comments

  1. Swagger2000 says:

    If ya’ll really think Nick ain’t smashin after the track record of dimes he’s been with, then ya’ll are some silly mofo’s. She talk that shit but I’m sure Nick is hittin one of her friends by now

  2. sandra says:

    This is sooooo on point its not even funny , well it is if you are NOT him. lol. Everyone knows she calls the shots on everything, wouldn’t surprise me if his last lay was on the honeymoon nite. word out early he was upset she dictates his wardrobe. stay tune this is fun.

  3. Kelz D says:

    I think he at least ate the box or at least a hickie.

    poor nick!!!

    got’eeemmmmzzzz!

  4. AG Jones says:

    That was hilarious. It’s nice to see that there are some people who are almost as witty ass me but I think he fuckd by now. He has to have! I won’t believe otherwise. lol

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