In “You know it’s a slow news week anytime I’m writing about this bullsh*t” news, the big homey Akon is back at it again, this time he’s lying about his age.

Oh for real EbenGregory…n*gga’s still too busy celebrating Obama instead of f*cking up and giving you material to talk about huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s DrewReports.com explaining WHY the homey Akon is turning back the hands of time: Even though Akon has a birth certificate, he says his age is still a mystery — and he’d rather keep it that way. “All it’s going to do is depress me,” he told The Associated Press in a recent interview. “I don’t want to know I’m getting older. Then I’ll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don’t want that.”

And now…here’s DrewReports.com explaining HOW the homey Akon is turning back the hands of time: Numerous reports have put his age between 25 to 35 years old. In 2006, he gave his age as 25. But now, he claims his birth certificate shows he was born on April 16, 1977, which would make him 31. Some have accused Akon of trying to push back his age. But the singer, who was born in the United States but spent his early life in Senegal, where his family is from, says he never knew it. “In Africa … age is not important over there. They don’t care. People only focus on it here (America) and in Europe.” Akon says when people ask, he just gives him a figure that comes to mind. “I feel like I’m 21 right now,” he says. “And I’ll be 21 for the next 10 years.”

Oh for real Akon?

And now…here’s some n*gga you old ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on EbenGregory doing a story on an old a$$ African who can sing that lies about his age: Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it…you’ve got to start young.

This is EbenGregory.com… The older I get the better I used to be.