EbenGregory’s Best Of The Best: Louis Vuitton Jump Canvas Sneaker

First…take another look at the shoe.

And then…understand why the Louis Vuitton Jump Canvas Sneaker is EbenGregory’s Best Of The Best: Textural woven canvas, smooth grained leather piping and toe cap, contrast topstitching, losine embossed leather bands on each side with yellow stitching, lace placket with round grommets, natural calfskin leather tag on tongue with Old English Louis Vuitton signature, monogram embossing at heel back, smooth leather lining anatomic insole comfortably holds foot in place; can be removed for drying, treaded rubber sole and extra pair of laces included. Price tag: 1,940 quarters which is $485 for you slow muf*ckas.

And now…Louis Vuitton Jump Canvas Sneaker ice jewelry: I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

This is EbenGregory.com…where if Rick Ross was saying it, he’d be like “Lewis Vatton.” Bawsssssssssssse

35 Comments

  1. freeza924 says:

    i read it dumb ass idiot you said you would pick the street life stupid read your own shyt idiot. stupid i’m from detroit yes the city and that street cred you crave i got it without trying. i got it handling trouble that came my way and still remaining out the bullshit. so faggot don’t let the internet fool you you would never ever decide it’s best to smack me in person. plus you’re the bytch ass punk in all this i gave donny respect on being in uniform, then told him that the joke are still gonna flow. you got jealous like a girl because i stop for a minute to tell him i respect his service. fuck it you a over sensitive bytch with a man crush on me! all that i’m not this or that is pointless. coward ass punks like you are the reason black women don’t respect blackmen. you’re the poster child for the saying” i don’t need a man”. you do nothing believe nothing fugazzi ass wanna be. Next time i post keep ya skirt down and control your emotions sissy and stop it with the man crush! …this dude actually got green eyes over what i typed…U gay!

  2. Donny Hustla says:

    I like the shoes…..seriously.

  3. Jones2501 says:

    Either you blind or you cant read. I said I dont do that stuff. And you right, you didnt read all of it. Im not in the street Im college. But whatever, all that shit you talkin about niggas in the street doing this and doing that. I bet you not, going to go out there in the street,and saying that shit to none of them niggas. Go ahead, I dare you. Go ahead army bitch. But it dont matter what you do. At the end of the day, I dont respect you, I dont respect nothing you do or have done. To me you just a dripping pussy thats waiting to get his face and head blown off. And where you getting this thug shit from?. I never said I wanted to be that or that im that. I know who im and i know what im not. I never sold drugs before and dont see myself ever doing that. But, whatever. Like I said before, to me you still a bitch and a sucka. Before all of this, you was saying donny was this and donny was that. And as soon as that nigga say something about the army, now its all hugs and kisses with that nigga. You a kiss ass nigga. Thoses terrorist over seas got more heart than you. If they put that gun in ya face, you probably a piss on ya self. You bitch ass nigga. You two dripping vaginas have a nice day. Im not going to keep sitting on here arguing with two bitches. Its like arguing with two girls. You hoe ass nigga. This internet arguing is pointless. I cant reach in the screen to jack you up and punch you in ya mouth. So as far as Im concerned, the arguement is over.

  4. freeza924 says:

    To hell with Jones shorty wanna be a thug! if really felt that way then he would hate the streets because of all of the people rob raped and murdered in the streets of America. The real street ain’t found on world star those are poets who glorify the streets to make money. Selling the life like dope, to the point of grown men and women believing preying on your people is cool. fuck that dude is wack !

  5. Donny Hustla says:

    Yo, this is the point where we all agree to disagree and I send some prayers up that your eyes will be open one day.
    How can you open your eyes?

    1.) Stop looking at the news….Many reporters treat other countries the same way they do the hood. They walk past 50 positive things to report about the 1 bad thing that happened and that ends up being everyone’s belief about that area.

    2.) Get a Passport and go see other parts of the world….Spending 5 minutes in a 3rd world country will show you that living on the street here is even a luxury…at least you still have freedom.

    You aren’t defending “the people” Jones…you are defending a small percentage of them. The KKK doesn’t represent all of Mississippi does it? You gotta go there to find out.

    Last thing… I didn’t agree and many soldiers don’t agree with everything the president says or every order we get BUT our loyalty isn’t to our president…it’s to our country and our orders. “Staying in your lane” is the essential part of a rank structure.

    Why would you get mad at the hand of someone who hit you instead of their mind? That’s what you’re doing when you blame soldiers for the war Jones.

  6. freeza924 says:

    too long to bother to read. man i didn’t say you couldn’t have a opinion butyou’re taking a bad point too far. You rather be a criminal feeding on your own people. that about the dumbest shyt i’ve ever read! you rather sell crack to your people than join the army. you rather car jack a man who just got off work and has three kids to feed than join the marines. you rather shoot another brother over some petty shyt than join the airforce. you rather be a peice of shyt that pulls home invasions in the hood cause you to scared to do it in the burbs rather than join the navy. well if thats your mentality fuck your stupid post Obama still wanna be a useless nigger ass. oh by the way the man said buy this cocian sell thaqt crack and i’ll let you floss before i lock u up or kill your dumb ass. well guess what in the streets you get to kill or poison your own people have at it. Than ask somebody who has a life who they respect me a soldier and a working man or you a parasite ass nigga wanna be tu pac dollar store rag wearing street soldier that ain’t made a dollar that wasn’t drenched in black blood? hell ask your momma i bet she’ll tell your stupid ass to sit down before she smack the shit out of you for embrassing her. Brainwashed idiot grow up.
    oh by the way if the military or the government wanted to just slaughter people they wouldn’t use the military or go across the sea. They introduce a drug to the people they want dead and let them kill themselves over it. damn that sounds like street life…interesting.

  7. Jones2501 says:

    Your service still dont mean shit to me. And Im talking to both of yall. Those soldiers is still over there killing innocent people along with the terrorist. If you want to kill terrorist, thats fine I dont give a shit. Its the innocent people im talking about. And when I said there wasnt a difference between the police here and the Gestapo, Nazi style tactics yall use over seas, I meant what I said. The terrorist abroad, dont just hate us because of the coalition between the U.S and Isreal, they hate us because we as a nation, have a style of life that suggest we better than them. And the army is a direct representation of that. To them, you fighting for that style of life. Its the same way with people here, thats poor or the middle-class, thats losing everything. That feel like they got to fight to get what they need. They losing everything to greedy people. Like CEO’s of companies, who taking that money and using it to buy flashy corporate jets, mansions etc. When that money is suppose to be used to keep that company from going under, which is causing people to lose there jobs. Which is causing people to forclose on there houses. And to the people around the world, including Iraq, who never had anything, they see America as it is-The richest country in the world. And instead of going over there to not just shoot, but to help those people, yall go over there and trash their country and make it worse then it was when yall started. But dont get me wrong, Im all for getting rid of terrorist. But innocent people getting killed and yall trash countries and then roll out and leave, thats unacceptable. And what happen at Abu Graib prison, that was appalling. That anit do nothing but make the United States army have a even worse image, then what yall already have. And when alot of yall come home, the only people there to greet you, when you get off of that bus, is ya family. Because the army lost alot of respect from people. And like I said, people see you, just like how they see the police. Thats why I compared the two. It anit just street niggas either. Yall even got the Democrat John Kerry calling yall stupid. And that was his direct quote, which he had to apologize for later. But it dont change how he and others feel. They let Bush-half business man, half idiot, send them over there, to a country that had nothing to do with 9/11. And basicully since then, he had a hand in destroying the U.S army’s image. And do you think he care?. He got his money. And he sitting back laughing at yall and everybody else he swindled. And it wasnt even just him. Whenever the United States stick there nose in somebody else business, they sick the army on countries like dogs. For example: When the Soviets invaded Afghanistan. (I guess they called it Desert Storm). The U.S did not have to interfere with that. That was between Russia and Afghanistan. The war in Vietnam and the war in Kuwait are other examples. And instead of yall standing up and saying this anit right, we not fighting unless its neccessary, and boycotting that shit, yall let them win. Now when people hear anything about the United States army, they like whatever, I dont give a shit. Yall do whatever yall told, like the U.S government yall father or something. And yeah, niggas see yall as police officers, with a different color uniform on. And you trying to allude to the fact, that I might be a street nigga selling drugs and shit. I dont do that shit. Im in college, I dont need to do that. But if I had to choose a side, between the army or the street life, Ill choose the streets, and not because its a cute, fun, popular thing to do. I would choose it because i can do bad right on American soil, I dont have to go in the army and do bad, I can do that right here. I rather do street shit, than go in the army and kill innocent people.

  8. Donny Hustla says:

    Shout out to the C.Q. desk and T.O.C. too. lmao My bad boys…

  9. Donny Hustla says:

    Yeah I’m gonna sit back in silence because there aint too much I can say that didn’t just get said in plain english.

    If you slept through last night….thank the soldier who pulled fire guard so you could.

  10. freeza924 says:

    hold the fuckin phone jones… you confusing shyt talk with disrespect! until you take one step in a uniform and boots don’t qualify his service. Communications is the nervous sysmtem of the army, we can’t fight or heal without them. Modern combat is built around communications.
    And street cred is the biggest bullshit ever used as an excuse for black men. who gives a damn about a crack selling, simple minded always getting caught non shooting poison to the community black woman disrespecting wannabe common crook’s crediabilty.
    oh and as for the police do you not know a bunch of dudes who should have been in jail years ago, but because you cool with them you feel they shouldn’t go? well hear comes the news for every bad arrest their is a over a hundred good ones yet crime still is problem. sorry but since the election i’m no longer subscribing to by all means necessary make that paper. cause it’s killing as a people.
    but if thats somebodies role model a criminal who been to the joint cool but don’t disrespect the people who even if you don’t believe it fights in your name. now Jones u know you my dog!! i just had to speak on few things you said in anger

  11. Jones2501 says:

    You still on here runnin your bitch-made mouth huh? I personally dont give a fuck if you served in the army or if you was apart of the secret service. Theres plenty of bitch niggas in the army. And then you come home, and you shame the army by acting like a bitch in the streets. The army and the police got a lot in common. Over here, the police take prisoner and lock them up, over seas, yall do the same thing. Take prisoners, if they anit dead, and put them Guantanamo or places like that. So bitch dont sit on here and act like you got something over on somebody. Thats probably all you did was fix radio’s. You wasnt on the frontline, cuz you bitch, cowarding behind shit. While everybody else out their handling their business. Pussies dont deserve medals. You deserve to be slapped in ya head. You confusing street credibility with being in the army. Thats two diffrent things.

  12. freeza924 says:

    you’re right respect due… salute @ donald

    my mos was stuck at 786 for three years then dropped to 650 and i got it. But i’m not infantry i’m a 68d20 primary surgical tech secondary combat medic. and if you think commo was lazy try nurses and medical specialists. anywho i don’t do the physical i’ll get you stuff iz stickz to joking and shyt talking. so remeber if i’m talking shyt i’m going for the laugh not trying to act like i know the man.not that the dap and warrior half hug is over back to the lyrical sparring ! Hooah!

    p.s. dem some hum drum shoes … for $485 plus tax shiiiiiiit ! my bush stimulus check can’t cover that. maybe i can walk out with a pair just like them at ten pins and grin bowling alley, gotta make sure to wear my turned over k swiss.

  13. Donny Hustla says:

    Freeza to be honest with you, I can relate to you now regardless of what “level” either of us feel we are on and being real, I respect you as a man now too. We have a lot more in common than we have different and that’s why neither one of us will back out of a confrontation.

    I apologize if I’ve offended you with anything said out here.

    I’m ready to dead this and let Eben have his site back.

    As far as fixing radios in the Middle East, yeah I did. I also did the installs and repair for Duke, Blue Force Tracking, Warlock, FSCB2, and the Thales and Harris radios. That’s why General Dynamics picked me up to help create the new “Soldier Radio Waveform” in Phoenix,AZ which will be replacing the Legacy waveform we used in the old SINCGARS. It’s all digital now so freq hopping will be a thing of the past. Yeah….I’m not just good at my job, I’m damn good at it.
    Sidenote: The points were at 625 when I went through and Infantry was at 400 something. That’s a pretty big gap but I know more “good” infantry soldiers than I know commo, commo tends to be lazy in the wrong units.

  14. freeza924 says:

    fit not fix… lol

  15. freeza924 says:

    well i served from 94 to 2004 and in reseves now oh and the highest promotion points as you know are in the medical core along with gt scores. But my “Stripes” i earned them so keep the ate up refrences to other NCOes.
    ** the impression you should have got was that i’m trained to be tough **
    wow you fixed radios in the middle east i should call you Zeus. where’s John Mc clain?
    “If you feel the need to defend your content with character….maybe you should put more character in your content.” my answer was not a defense it was a historical statement establishing my “tough-guydom”. NOW where in the hell did i say anything about my character? stop making up stuff to fix your grams of wisdom.

  16. Donny Hustla says:

    Oh yeah, I threw some comma splices, incorrect ownership, and other grammatical errors in there so Jones’ non-English speaking/writing ass can understand it.

  17. Donny Hustla says:

    What happened to talking about the shoes??

    If you feel the need to defend your content with character….maybe you should put more character in your content.

    I didn’t realize you were taking it this seriously, because I’m not….but since we’re going there.

    Freeza you are talking to a man who served in the Army ’99-’03 as a 31U Commo guy, Wheeler Army Airfield,HI. So I know that when I went it took more points for me to get into P.L.D.C. than it did say….some infantry guys from Schofield. NO hate, just real. Also know that the Sgt. title impresses civilians, not former military Sgt.’s. We know that even though they teach you to be a leader, everyone isn’t ready to be one. We both probably know several stupid, power tripping N.C.O.s. Look at my DD214 and see not only awards but Airborne, Air Assault, and Pathfinder. Awards don’t mean shit because I’ve wrote them for troops who didn’t deserve them and for one’s who deserved better.

    I respect what you do because I’ve done it….

    Then I was a civilian contractor for C.S.A. and ITT throughout the Middle East, yeah…getting ARAB MONEY. Not just on military bases over there, I lived on the economy. I didn’t just serve, I turned around and served the service.

    So as for ya’ll “not liking me”, frankly I give less that a fuck. Grow up and see this is a public forum for opinions and you should give the respect you want in return. Nobody’s out here attacking ya’ll personally because they disagree with you.

    As for me not being me and “copying” Ebengregory:
    I’m not a biter, I’m a writer for myself and others. So if I spit some “Ebengregory shit” I’m just bigging up my brother….bigging up my Alma Mater, I’m big enough to do it. I’m that thorough…so this petty shit is stupid.

    Impersonation is the more sincere form of flattery.

    Shout out to Jay-Z

    Stop fearing what you don’t understand and hating what you can’t conquer…it will help you be more that average men.

  18. freeza924 the "tough guy" says:

    Goon shyt? lol you take pride in being called a goon, well this is what it really means.

    goon definition | Dictionary.com
    noun . 1. Informal. a hired hoodlum or thug. 2. Slang. a. a stupid, foolish, or awkward person. b. a roughneck

    in Chess it’s called a pawn. check mate goon.

    Donny for the record I am a tough guy SGT U.S. Army. 4 arcoms,1 AAM, Expert Field Medical Badge, Sharp shooter rifle, expert pistol, grenade tab. No internet needed i do and done tough shyt all my adult life.

    I guess you had a play ground fights or a street tustle, and maybe shot a pistol on new years one time or more, huh Donny.

    seriously man i don’t talk up the physical stuff because nothing said in here is enough for me to dislike u enough to respect you as a man. except for jokes going back and forth, i don’t wish you ill.

  19. Donny Hustla says:

    Hahaha…Internet Tough Guys, you boys are funny as hell.

    “This goon shit right here….that real goon shit.”

    I fucks with those shoes though.

  20. Jones2501 says:

    And this nigga talkin about, catch me in the fall with a blue and white college cardigan on, and Kango covered shades on. This niggas a faggie. Dont nobody wear that shit. I walk up and slap that shit off ya head, If I was to ever see you with that on.

  21. Jones2501 says:

    A price drop? dats cuz you broke nigga. You know good and well if I caught you some where, ya ass would get beat. You bitch-made just like these pieces of shit on this college campus im on. Yeah you gotta copy off Eben Gregory, cuz you cant think for yourself. Stop playin pussy and think for yourself.

  22. freeza924 the " cosigner " says:

    buster

  23. freeza924 the " cosigner " says:

    donald the hucksta … i see that you think your kanye this week next week you’ll be gangsta! last time you popped your cyber collar you was sadist who told bad jokes about woman burning.
    ** warning ** you may have swag but your joke game is horrible. do you really wanna get yourself upset again? all depressed and shyt, with your sensitive arse.

  24. Donny Hustla says:

    Hahahahaaa….and I was like, oh for real.

    Then I decided not to water this fake plant. I fucks with those shoes though, I’m gonna wait on the price drop.

  25. Jones2501 says:

    Whatever man, cuz you cant admit when you anit right. And as far as my language is concerned on here, it dont matter if I on PURPOSE, use slang, or on PURPOSE, phase something a certain way. Anit nobody name you the english teacher of this website nigga. Everybody on here do that on purpose. I dont think somebody on here, would turn in a paper to a teacher or professor, using the grammer, language, spelling etc, the way we use it on here. And see thats what im saying, you keep commentin on that, trying to be funny. But you makin ya self look stupid. We already know about that stuff. Find somethin else to say. Cuz that bullshit you kickin, is getting old.

    And another thing. You keep saying that shit about people on here agreeing with what im saying. I mean, Dont get mad cuz somebody on here, feelin what im saying, and they anit paying you no mind. And the reason for that is, people can tell by ya comments and your past comments, that you are not what you put your self out to be. You a perpatrator. And the second thing is, I cant help what other people say on here. Thats called freedom of speech. That rule applies by word of mouth and whats posted on the internet. And everytime you come out with your, foolishness, somebody is going to say something. Whether its me or somebody else.

  26. Swagger2000 says:

    I cant get with those other preppy man shoes.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Word up

  27. Donny Hustla says:

    “With my ego….I could stand there in a speedo and be looked at like fuckin hero”- Kanye

    It aint the rags it’s the swag. If nobody “dress like that, dress like that”<-LMAO…it could be a sign I’m doing me.

    It’s good to log on and see you still active though playboy. Seem like you and ya homies manage to agree on everything all the time. “We do Everything together…” lmao

  28. Jones2501 says:

    LOL @ freeza, if it soothes artheritis.

  29. Jones2501 says:

    Yeah whatever, Donny. Anit nothing street about you, so you would wear something like that. Lookin a toasted ass, bullshitin ass mess. And for frontin like that, niggas on campus would knock you in ya head (off campus though, cuz anit nobody getting put out of college, because of ya ass). And I know, because Im in college right now, and none of the niggas on campus dress like that. I mean hell, None of the white people on campus even dress like that, dress like that. You would be the only oddball lookin like a fool, like Carlton off of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. And dont no female want no dude, who dress preppy and sweet like that.

    You saying “holla at a playa when you see me on the street” nigga somebody gonna bust you in ya head on the street and rob ya ass. Dont no street nigga dress like that.

  30. Donny Hustla says:

    I fucks with ‘em. Catch me in the Fall with the blue and white college cardigan, Louis V. Scarf, Kango covered stunna shades and 2 arms full of community college hoes….Holla at a playa when you see me on the street!

  31. A says:

    $35 a month could feed a child in a third world country, provide them with clean drinking water, help prevent disease and support programs that will improve their communities overall. For 1 pair of these shoes you could do all of the above for almost 14 months. That is for all you shallow, insecure, materialistic muf*ckas. What the hell has Louis Vuitton done for the poor and/or needy? Are they helping ANYBODY but themselves?! Lets keep our priorities strait people. There are people loosing their homes out there!

  32. freeza924 says:

    it’s ugly… it looks like something a team mascot would wear. so unless it soothes artheritis and i can sprint across ice and stop on a dime like i was on a basketball court i’ll pass. boot man myself.

  33. Jones2501 says:

    LOL @ iamaliiie. I wont be wearing them either. And its not because I cant afford them. Im forever: Nike, adidas, air force 1s (the all black ones), jordans (depends on what they look like, cuz lately his shoes been having to many colors on them), shoes like these. I cant get with those other preppy man shoes.

  34. Deron says:

    I likehat shoe, EbenGregory. I might rock the Louis Vuitton sneakers with some nice Roc-A-Wear. Thanks again,EbenGregory.

  35. iamaliiie says:

    n if u like that shoe, i will let you do you but that shoe want be on me.. boogie mannn

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