EbenGregory Non-Excluxive: EbenGregory Goes To Church

And now…EbenGregory for the people who didn’t go to church, EbenGregory drops free church ice jewelry:

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: Church is a place where men who have never been to Heaven brag about it to people who will never get there.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel. I’m just saying…


EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
Sometimes…the nearer the Church the further from God. Ask Ted Haggard.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: If you find a perfect church, don’t join it; you’ll ruin it.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: I have no objections to churches so long as they do not interfere with God’s work…but u don’t hear me doe.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
The church is sometimes a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: Most of us spend the 1st six days of the week sowing wild oats; then go to church on Sunday & pray for a crop failure.

EbenGregory is telling you to touch your neighbor’s shoulder and say…neighbor, EbenGregory gonna need a white envelope love offering after this.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: The church teaches us that we can make God happy by being miserable ourselves. Free He Reigns On The Throne Ice Jewelry.

EbenGregory is telling u that people go 2 church 4 the same reasons they go 2 EbenGregory.com: To forget their misery, at least for a few minutes anyway and imagine themselves free & happy.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves. Can you hear me yet?

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Stick yourself.

EbenGregory is just talking to one person.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: People don’t go to church to find trouble, they go there to lose it. Somebody pass me a water. I’m hot.

EbenGregory is telling you that EbenGregory = the sh*t and the urine.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry
: The Church has always been willing 2 swap treasures in heaven 4 cash down. Free Don’t Go There Ice Jewelry.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry:
The world looks at preachers out of church to know what they mean in it. Aw man EbenGregory…keep going.

EbenGregory is dropping church ice jewelry: Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull.

Let the church say…

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4 Comments

  1. U ALMOST THERE EBEN……
    KEEP YOUR BLINDERS ON;CAUSE THEY LOOKIN AT U……FREE ICE JEWELRY GET AT ME ON FACE BOOK AND TELL KENNY TO STAY OUT THE BACK OF THOSE 08 HOUSE WIVES OF ATL AUCTIONS(EBEN GREGORY FUNNY VOICE)

  2. Donny Hustla says:

    correction sphere*….as in stratosphere, by the muhfuckin Cirrus Clouds to those that don’t know. 30 miles and climbing, oxygen tank level for divers and special forces.

    See also….”Fresh to Death”.

  3. Donny Hustla says:

    Amen, Eben killed this one.

    The Photo Swagg is in the stratospere somewhere too, no homo.

    Ebengregory drops that tasteful picture and word art so those that haven’t seen wisdom and success can’t say that anymore.

  4. U ALMOST THERE EBEN KEEP GOIN; blinders on cause they lookin ice jewlery ……………hit me on face book by the same name

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