In “Oh sh*t, they leaked the detective notes” news, the big homies from the LAPD are back at it again, this time they somehow allowed FOX 11 in L.A. to obtain LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the Chris Brown/Rihanna case.

Oh for real EbenGregory, I guess this ain’t gonna be a good look for Chris Brown huh man?

No.

And now…here’s FOX 11 in L.A. leaking the detective’s notes on what happened that fateful night…according to Rihanna: According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt. Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.

And now… here’s more FOX 11 in L.A. on what happened after Breezy started applying the “small hand-necklace” technique: Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.” Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.” According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

Damn.

And now…you won’t like me when I’m mad ice jewelry: Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that two things a man should never be angry at: what he can help, and what he cannot help.