In “He’s got no money, but he sure does have mo’ problems” news, the big homey Dame Dash is back at it again, this time his wife Rachel Roy has slapped him with divorce papers.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess it’s kinda hard to pop tags with no money and stay married to a model huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s the NY DailyNews.com explaining why Rachel’s had enough of the bullsh*t: The stunning fashion designer piled onto Dash’s already sizable stack of lawsuits when she filed for divorce from her husband of four years this month in Manhattan Supreme Court. Ed Hayes, a lawyer for Roy, declined comment, and a Dash spokeswoman did not return calls or e-mails. An electronic record of the case says the divorce is for “nonmonetary relief” and should be resolved by February. Dash and Roy, who put her own name on a women’s fashion line, got hitched in Mexico in January 2005. They met when Roy was working at Rocawear and have two daughters.

And now…here’s more NY DailyNews.com explaining Dame’s bleak financial situation: The breakup is the latest legal mess for the has-been hip-hop titan, whose empire – which he once pegged at “about $50 million” in a New York magazine profile – has crumbled under massive debt, bad business deals and one suit after another. Dash, who in 2005 sold his stake in Rocawear to Jay-Z for $20 million, owes $2 million in state taxes, and a bank has started foreclosure proceedings on his two Tribeca condos. A Manhattan judge even ordered the city to seize his luxury Chevrolet Tahoe SUV last year when he couldn’t make the $714.99 monthly payment. He’s also being sued by law firms and landlords for not paying his bills. “He’s broke, he’s got nothing left,” a source said.

And now…Dame Dash will be back ice jewelry: Adversity is a fact of life. It can’t be controlled. What we can control is how we react to it.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that adversity introduces a man to himself.