In “What…you can’t fire me, I’m Beyonce sister” news, the big homey Solange Knowles has Solange Knowles has reportedly lost her deal with Geffen for a second album because of abysmal sales of her first album.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like her, Jim Jones and Bow Wow could put their album sales together and still have less 250,000 huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s BV Buzz on why Solange got dropped like a hot potato: Unfortunately for the Lil Wayne dubbed “Solo,” Geffen Records says it is no longer interested in working with her business-wise due to abysmal sales of her debut which has sold nearly 139,000 copies since its release last August. While news of Solange’s fate at Geffen is concerning, the way in which her management allegedly tried prevent the split from becoming major news is astonishing.

And now…here’s BV Buzz on how Solange’s management (Matthew Knowles) tried to pull a fast one: Destiny’s Child songbird Kelly Rowland was seemingly thrown up as the sacrificial lamb last week when news broke that she had parted ways with Columbia as a solo artist in order to skirt by Solange’s exit from Geffen. Contrary to early reports, Kelly Rowland and Columbia executive Robert Stringer amicably split due to Rowland’s decision to move forward with her solo career apart from longtime manager Matthew Knowles (Beyonce and Solange’s father/manager).

And now…here’s BV Buzz on why Geffen was like you a holla back girl: According to a record label source, “Geffen did a one-off deal with Music World Entertainment for Solange and wasn’t interested in doing a new contract with her…in the end, the CD didn’t sell despite Solange’s countless high profile appearances.”

And now…jobless claims just went up by 1 ice jewelry: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

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