Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Ashanti’s Sister Shia

Pork is not a verb.

23 Comments

  1. Jones2501 says:

    Ask Donny, he the only one who say stuff like that.

  2. brandi says:

    lol where do yall get these metaphors from? “gunned down with the meat pistol”

  3. Donny Hustla says:

    So the overall vote is that she would get gunned down by the meat pistol.

    It’s good to see that we aint lost our way out here in a world full of narrow, hungry looking, no ass having skinny women.

  4. TRILLA Azz BEARD says:

    I’d beat that shit, pull her her and talk shit while Maybach Music 2 was in the Background.

  5. Swagger2000 says:

    I’d Smash

  6. Swagstantine (Swagger-Man) says:

    LoL @ Jones: “You niggas is nasty.”

    I’s beat that shit up and not tell no one.

  7. MecOne says:

    with no neck, no gag reflex …… 2 in the morning …..Akinyele

  8. Sasucule says:

    Her face is kind of meh, but her bodies OK.

  9. brandi says:

    lmao @ kc. the pic isnt that bad i’ve seen worse, she coulda just washed that dirt off her feet.

  10. killa says:

    she’s swoled up

  11. AJersey says:

    This picture is taken at a really bad angle. She is thick… No doubt about that but as a thick woman myself there are angles that aren’t flattering to an otherwise very sexy shape. (No homo)

  12. Jones2501 says:

    You niggas is nasty. You know good and well you wouldnt want to see that move around to much. And of course you know you would pick ashanti over her.

  13. Pot3000 says:

    I beat that pussy down….having her make the same face and hold her stomach just like she doing in the pic…. OOOOO yeah

  14. Donny Hustla says:

    She got a big ass head thats all.

    I’d stuff it in her squirrel muffins though, I bet she got that good juicy too.

    That’s the size woman you need when it gets cold….skinny chicks is cute but thick girls hold it down on them winter warm ups

  15. AIR MAX says:

    LMAO …. @ kc

    Good one…

    And I meant …. tremendous amount of pussy fat …. that’s just nasty looking…

  16. Shinta says:

    Yo, Air Max, you don’t see her gut hanging over the bottoms cause she’s holding it up with her hands, lol!! That or just sucking it in real hard

  17. AIR MAX says:

    I’m sorry but from where I stand… she look good. I can’t see her gut hanging over her bikini bottom and It doesn’t look like he has a tremendous amount of pussy. I hate girls that have a lot of fat. It make then look like they got anoter tiny belly underneath the other. Now sure the pic is not to flattering , but I know she cute and like I said so far she look good.I’d bet she got that good loving.

  18. kc says:

    id fuck 15 pounds off that bitch

  19. Stringer says:

    Yo I’d hit it. If you’re a Black man you’d hit it too.

  20. rydge says:

    what the fukkk watch me take this piece of dirt an mud an shake an shake an shake oh threi transfroming annnnnnnnnnnssssssshhhhhaazzzzz,mmmmmm

  21. Jones2501 says:

    Wait a minute, I do have a comment. I just think she should have done something about her legs before she put that on.

    But then when a women asks you-”Do this make me look fat?” and you answer them with the truth, you usually get in trouble. I take this to say somebody lied to her when she asked them that question. Cuz shes on this picture with a two-piece on.

  22. Jones2501 says:

    Um, no comment.

  23. F.Deva ! says:

    oh wow
    yummi yummi yummi !!!

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