In “Play me” news, the big homies over at North Carolina State University are back at it again, this time new research they’re working on suggests that women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.
Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like lots of freaks having something to look forward to huh man?
Yes.
And now…here’s CNN.com explaining why the phrase “she swallowed it” might be the new mantra for women who be like play me: Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
And now…here’s Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine explaining why “top piece” does the woman’s body good: I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act. I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women. This will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases.
And now…here’s Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University, explaining why she’s down with the new program: Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine. Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.
I see said the blind man. And now…
Play me ice jewelry: The difference between LIKE and LOVE used to be…SPIT or SWALLOW. But now…not so much.
This is EbenGegory.com…wondering how many men will email this article to their ladyfriends.
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October 10th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
i am sure that will trickle down to all of societies problems. higher percentage of successful marriages,( they always say head stops once you get the ring), a drop in spousal abuse and crime rates for that matter. wouldn’t it be nice.
October 10th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Great post Jewelry Man! I’m showin this to everyone playboy. I think you’re right too whiteside.
To all the ladies: SUCKIN DICK IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!
October 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I been try’n to tell these ladies it’s good for em ..now they really don’t have an option …and I now have a new come-on! just kidding{probably not}
October 11th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Eben,
You don’t have to wonder about me, I’m putting this on my myspace and facebook immediately!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
ladies!!!1suck a dick,save a life
October 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
jaw droped @ “I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine. Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.” WOW!!!
October 13th, 2009 at 5:40 am
In other words…. “SUCK A DICK, SAVE A TIT.”
October 13th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Who doubted of it? (^_^)
October 13th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Too bad this is all fake…
But shit I used it to my advantage…Kept a copy of this in my pocket…
But for real this shit was a fake article and it was on CNN website and all…lol Hoes don’t know that tho…
October 13th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Actually, there have been scientific and pseudo-scientific claims to this effect in the past, but they were always dismissed as some sort of propaganda to keep women on their knees.