In “Raw dog anyone” news, the big homies over at the Centers for Disease Control and Preventions are back at it again, this time they’ve released a new study that revealed that std rates have hit an alarming new high.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like this ain’t no laughing matter huh man?

No.

And now…here’s the Centers for Disease Control and Preventions explaining how flat-backing without the condom is causing the std rate to go up, up and away: A recent study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Preventions showed that the spread of sexually transmitted diseases is steadily continuing to rise after an internal report showed that reported Chlamydia cases broke a CDC record last year. 2008 witnessed 1.2 million new Chlamydia cases, beating the old record of 1.1 million set in 2007, which made history as the most recorded instances for that particular disease in history. Another STD, Syphilis, has also experienced a jump in numbers. Nearly eliminated 10 years ago, there was 13,500 newly recorded cases is 2008, an increase of 2,000 cases from statistics given just one year before that. According to the study, both gay and heterosexual men were the most likely to contract either sickness.

I see said the blind man. And now…

Abstaining is favorable both to the health and the pocket ice jewelry. But you don’t hear me doe.