First…know that according to RhymesWithSnitch.com, Kelly Rowland, Akon, Eve and a gang of others are all in Sydney Australia for Supafest and last night was Akon’s birthday. As a suprise, Kelly Rowland rolled a big birthday cake out on stage and serenaded Akon with a soulful rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’. Thanking her with a hug, Akon hug-walked Kelly out to the middle of the stage and then pumped on her five quick times to the roar of applause and laughter! Embarrassed, Kelly snatched away from Aperv and stormed off the stage.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…who knew Akon could turn a birthday song into a bump n grind session.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where if you hit the jump, you can see ‘ol boy acting pervy on his birthday.