First…know that the Hublot Gold FIFA World Cup Watch features the following: This Swiss timepiece has an automatic winding HUB1112 movement encased in 18ct pink gold with an adjustable black Alligator Gummy strap. In addition to the many fine details present on the watch, FIFA World Cup Trophy engravings are visible on the face at the 6 hour mark and on the case back. Only 100 pieces of this exclusive watch will be available with a price tag of $29,500.

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