First…know that ‘ol boy just signed a new deal with shampoo company Head & Shoulders to insure his hair for $1 million. Here’s the press release: Head & Shoulders announced today that they are taking out a $1 million dollar insurance policy on Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu’s trademark hair. The Head & Shoulders spokesperson’s iconic mane will be protected throughout the NFL season by the world’s leading insurance agency, Lloyd’s of London. No other NFL player’s hair has been so recognizable to warrant this first ever type of insurance policy. In fact, Troy’s hair is so ridiculously full and thick that end to end it spans 100 football fields. Head & Shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable,” says Troy Polamalu.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…sometimes, he likes to let the hair do the talking. Kinda like the way I do my beard.

But that’s just us.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy hasn’t cut his hair since 2000.