First…know that VH1 announced that the Stallionaires will return to their lineup next month with “Real & Chance: Legend Hunters.” And then…

Know that on the show, the brothers will go out in search of the truth behind creatures of natural lore. In their travels, Real and Chance hope to determine whether Hogzilla, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and the man-eating Catfish of Kali River are real. While the brothers might be good with horses, they’re not exactly great outdoorsmen. VH1 claims that the pair jump at nearly everything that goes bump in the night—and even a few things that don’t. “They’re scared of bugs, bats, frogs and almost anything that slithers or crawls,” the network said in a statement. “They can’t take a fish off a hook because slimy things scare them.” And then…

EbenGregory was like..I wonder if they’ll be at ATL Pride this weekend?

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical. PS, hit the jump to see how I feel about the upcoming coon activity.

Bonus: I also feel this way.