First…know that when you hit the jump you’ll see Nick holding Mariah’s boobies on the cover of OK Magazine. And then…

EbenGregory was like…it would’ve been a lot more tasteful if she would have had decent clothes on, and maybe had Nick to hold her stomach and smile at the camera..instead of holding her bare breast, which his hands look a little too small to do.

But what do I know….I’m just a jeweler.