Gunplay says he’s extremely excited to be out of jail and on house arrest — where he can actually have sex with other people. In other news, water is wet.
Gunplay — a rapper who’s signed to Def Jam– was released from jail on $150,000 bond and placed on house arrest stemming from an April 13 incident in which he allegedly attacked and robbed his accountant in Florida.
“Being on house arrest really is a blessing for me,” Gunplay tells us … “This has helped me slow down and not want to do negative things anymore.”
He adds, “This is a life-changing eye-opener for me that I need to just slow down and do right.”
Gunplay — who’s still facing charges of aggravated assault and armed robbery with a firearm — says he’s passing the time by working on his album, playing video games and bangin’ chicks … which is a HUGE change from how he entertained himself while he was behind bars.
“One main difference from house arrest instead of jail is that I can still get sex … which is a wonderful thing. Although in jail I was still f**king Corporal Mary Palmer and her five sisters.”
Corporal Mary Palmer could not be reached for comment. Ditto for her five sisters.
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