And now…EbenGregory commentary: While my favorite part of the video was the excitement and commentary (gotta listen real close) displayed by the chickens from the 0:44 to the 0:55 mark, I can’t tell you how saddened I am to see these types of stereotypes perpetuated. Did you know these stereotypes have evolved within American culture over the years dating back to the colonial years of settlement, particularly after slavery became a racial institution that was heritable. The early blackface minstrel shows of the 19th century portrayed blacks as joyous, naive, superstitious, and ignorant, characteristics related to the way slaveholders in earlier years believed them to be. As you can see, the more things change the more they stay the same.

But you don’t hear me doe.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is just that Morehouse College coming out of me.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I agree with Dame and the old Black people below that.

First…know that according to RhymesWithSnitch.com, Kelly Rowland, Akon, Eve and a gang of others are all in Sydney Australia for Supafest and last night was Akon’s birthday. As a suprise, Kelly Rowland rolled a big birthday cake out on stage and serenaded Akon with a soulful rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’. Thanking her with a hug, Akon hug-walked Kelly out to the middle of the stage and then pumped on her five quick times to the roar of applause and laughter! Embarrassed, Kelly snatched away from Aperv and stormed off the stage.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…who knew Akon could turn a birthday song into a bump n grind session.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where if you hit the jump, you can see ‘ol boy acting pervy on his birthday.

First…watch Akon talk about how he don’t gotta work due to Lady GaGa’s success. And then…

EbenGregory was like…who knew Lady GaGa was signed to Akon?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Akon knows how to pick these earners.

First…press play to listen to what Shyne sounds like after all these years. And then…

EbenGregory was like…’ol boy sounds different. Like he’s been gargling with Draino.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you DJ Khaled’s Victory drops March 2nd.

One word: Pause.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

This is EbenGregory.com… home of Culture. News. Truth.

In “It’s all fun and games, until it’s not” news, the big homey Suge Knight is back at it again, this time he allegedly sent some goons to an employee of Akon’s to collect on a debt and get into some gangsta sh*t.

Say word EbenGregory.

Word.

And now…here’s TMZ.com explaining what happened when the story first broke: One of Akon’s employees got a special visit last night — from some home invasion robbers. TMZ has learned four to five “black males” — brandishing firearms — rolled into a Van Nuys home occupied by a man who works for Akon last night and took a bunch of his stuff, including expensive stereo and recording equipment. Total heist value: $300,000.

And now…here’s more TMZ.com explaining what happened in more depth after talking to one of the people who got a special visit from the goon squad: We’ve now spoken with one of the victims of the home invasion robbery early this morning — a man who works for Detail, Akon’s producer — and he says Suge Knight and money are behind the incident. Christopher Walker tells us at about 3:00 AM five men broke into his home with guns and said they were there to collect a debt on behalf of Suge Knight. They claimed Detail owed Suge money, and then proceeded to collect on the debt. Walker says Detail was asleep in one of the bedrooms. The men entered the bedroom but did not get Detail out of bed. Instead, they stole $170,000 worth of jewelry from his room. Walker adds they demanded a key to the safe and said they would kill all four people in the house if they didn’t get it. The robbers didn’t get the key — instead, they took the 130 pound safe. Walker says they also took stereo equipment and a key to a Mercedes. He claims the total heist was more than $200,000. A police source tells us it’s more like $300,000.

And now…here’s more TMZ.com explaining how this money debt was behind the fight at ALl-Star between Suge and Akon’s employee: Walker says the feud ignited in Arizona during NBA All-Star weekend when Suge got his face smashed in by two men who worked for Akon. Walker says that incident was over the same alleged debt that triggered this morning’s home invasion. Walker says the robbers put a gun to his head and forced him to the ground but he and the others were just scratched up. Walker’s brother and a sound engineer were also in the house.

And now…that’s it cause EbenGregory don’t want no visit from the goon squad.

Keri Hilson: Akon’s here…where is he, I don’t see him.

Akon: I knew I shoulda worn white.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…battles are for ego-trippers, wars are for money-grippers, but you don’t hear me doe.

This is EbenGregory.com…where you can watch 50 Cent’s Saturday Morning Cartoons on Sunday.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he’s dancing, he’s dancing.

This is EbenGregory.com…where you can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his non-answer to questions.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…some n*gga’a know how to get money in a drought.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you EbenGregory needs to hustle harder because everything comes to him who hustles while he waits, but only the things left by those who hustle.

EbenGregory hustle > the average n*gga’s hustle.

In “You know it’s a slow news week anytime I’m writing about this bullsh*t” news, the big homey Akon is back at it again, this time he’s lying about his age.

Oh for real EbenGregory…n*gga’s still too busy celebrating Obama instead of f*cking up and giving you material to talk about huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s DrewReports.com explaining WHY the homey Akon is turning back the hands of time: Even though Akon has a birth certificate, he says his age is still a mystery — and he’d rather keep it that way. “All it’s going to do is depress me,” he told The Associated Press in a recent interview. “I don’t want to know I’m getting older. Then I’ll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don’t want that.”

And now…here’s DrewReports.com explaining HOW the homey Akon is turning back the hands of time: Numerous reports have put his age between 25 to 35 years old. In 2006, he gave his age as 25. But now, he claims his birth certificate shows he was born on April 16, 1977, which would make him 31. Some have accused Akon of trying to push back his age. But the singer, who was born in the United States but spent his early life in Senegal, where his family is from, says he never knew it. “In Africa … age is not important over there. They don’t care. People only focus on it here (America) and in Europe.” Akon says when people ask, he just gives him a figure that comes to mind. “I feel like I’m 21 right now,” he says. “And I’ll be 21 for the next 10 years.”

Oh for real Akon?

And now…here’s some n*gga you old ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on EbenGregory doing a story on an old a$$ African who can sing that lies about his age: Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it…you’ve got to start young.

This is EbenGregory.com… The older I get the better I used to be.

First…watch the video. And then…

Here’s some oh for real the video’s only 36 seconds ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on XXL interviewing Akon for more than 36 seconds but only uploading 36 seconds of him talking about T-Pain’s the greatest of all time: Make sure you have a different opinion and people will talk about you.

I would enjoy our manhug much more if I could see you.

Let EbenGregory tell it, everybody likes a good loser – provided it is the other team. In another non-exciting episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, the big homies Nelly, T-Pain, Akon and Pharrell allegedly plan on getting money together by forming a super group.