Akon

Keri Hilson: Akon’s here…where is he, I don’t see him. Akon: I knew I shoulda worn white.

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Filed under Akon, Brown Paper Bag Money, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, Keri Hilson

First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…battles are for ego-trippers, wars are for money-grippers, but you don’t hear me doe. This is EbenGregory.com…where you can watch 50 Cent’s Saturday Morning Cartoons on Sunday.

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Filed under 50 Cent, Akon, Chris Brown, DJ Khaled, EbenGregory, G-Unit, Jewelry Man, Rick Ross, TI

First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…he’s dancing, he’s dancing. This is EbenGregory.com…where you can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his non-answer to questions.

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Filed under Akon, Chris Brown, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man, Rihanna

First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…some n*gga’a know how to get money in a drought. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you EbenGregory needs to hustle harder because everything comes to him who hustles while he waits, but only the things left by those who hustle. EbenGregory hustle > the average n*gga’s hustle.

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Filed under Akon, Brown Paper Bag Money, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man

Akon Continues To Lie About His Age

In “You know it’s a slow news week anytime I’m writing about this bullsh*t” news, the big homey Akon is back at it again, this time he’s lying about his age. Oh for real EbenGregory…n*gga’s still too busy celebrating Obama instead of f*cking up and giving you material to talk about huh man? Yes. And [...]

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Filed under Akon, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man

First…watch the video. And then… Here’s some oh for real the video’s only 36 seconds ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on XXL interviewing Akon for more than 36 seconds but only uploading 36 seconds of him talking about T-Pain’s the greatest of all time: Make sure you have a different opinion and people will [...]

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Filed under Akon, EbenGregory, T-Pain

I would enjoy our manhug much more if I could see you.

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Filed under Akon, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man Picture Captions

Let EbenGregory tell it, everybody likes a good loser – provided it is the other team. In another non-exciting episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, the big homies Nelly, T-Pain, Akon and Pharrell allegedly plan on getting money together by forming a super group.

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Filed under Akon, Ashanti, EbenGregory, Nelly, Pharrell, T-Pain

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