First…watch Swizz and his new family stroll through NYC city streets will being hounded by the dudes who take pictures. And then…

Apparently they got what they needed cause they left them alone.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Swizz’s old kids talk to their new mom.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…dead @ the comments at the 0:21 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where pregnant superstars keep working for that money.

First…know that according to the The Daily Mail Swizz and Alicia got their baby blessed and here’s what happened: Wearing tribal beads, Alicia and her baby were given Zulu names while standing under a fig tree known as the ‘healing tree’ by locals who believe it brings good fortune and health. The star, 29, had the ritual performed by female elders on Wednesday after arriving in South Africa the previous week to headline the World Cup Kick-Off Concert in Johannesburg. The R&B diva was given a blue robe to cover her shoulders, while Swizz, 31, donned a red sarong and leopard print sash. Alicia was chosen to receive the blessing in return for her work with local children’s charity Bobbi Bear, whose workers are paid by the singer.

And then…

That is all.

First…know that after much speculation, the Grammy-winning songbird’s rep confirms she is pregnant with her and producer Swizz Beatz’s first child. And that’s not all…

The couple is also engaged to be married later this year. This is the first child for 29-year-old Keys. Swizz Beatz, 31, has two sons from previous relationships. And now…

That is all.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling the happy couple congrats and good luck to them. (Alicia especially)

First…watch Alicia score a her interracial love connection in her new video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Spike Lee would be proud.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ll co-sign the message.

First…know that AK and B performed at Madison Square Garden last night. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Swizz and Jay for the win.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see AK and B perform and then Swizz and Jay do the same thing.

First…watch Alicia and Oprah have a small banter back and forth. and then…

Hit the jump to see Alicia perform:

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

First…check Alicia without any make-up. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see how nicely she cleaned up later on that night.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Alicia clean up nicely.

First…know that Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys are said to have plunked down $14 million for Lenny Kravitz’s Crosby St. penthouse duplex. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this is what it allegedly looks like.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…too bad this didn’t make the show.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the show sucked.

Okay bye.