First…watch the video of Amy Winehouse freestyling about…well nothing. And then…

EbenGregory was like…nice beat.

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you that Amy Winehouse will never make MTV’s hottest MC in the game list.

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute.

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.

When your drug use speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.