Dude taking the picture: Damn her eyes so big it looks like she’s been…

This is EbenGregory.com..sometimes home to look-a-like tooters.

First…watch the video of Aubrey talking about blah, blah, blah. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I see t*ttie balls at the 1:41 mark!!!

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Kanye West approves of this message:

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…how in the h*ll did she get on Sean Hannity’s show? I’m just saying.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch talking idiots defend the brilliance of Castro and Hitler.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…wait til Diddy see this.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch a D-lister make comments she’s sure to regret. I’m just saying.

First…watch the video. And then…

I like to lick pearl tongue ice jewelry: You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to beware tasting your home girl’s kitty cat because if you lick it once and you suck forever.

In “I hate, you hate” news, the big homie former Danity Kane non-star Aubrey O’Day is back at it again, this time she’s complaining about online gossip blogs because let her tell it…they spread “negativity” on the internet.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like more yada, yada, yada huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Ms. U Mad to MTV.com about people trashing her because she’s trashy: I think that we have become obsessed with Internet blogging. And I think that there is so much negativity out there, and it’s doing no one any good. It’s not doing the people that sit there and think of the nasty thoughts and spend the 10 to 20 hours of their day typing them up (any good). It’s not doing the people that read them any good (either), because it’s just consistently putting negativity in the air. It’s not really doing anyone any good, and, you know, we are all so addicted to it. And maybe sit back and ask yourself why. Go out there and start a blog that just focuses on the positive things people are doing (and) create a positive place for people to go and feel good about themselves.

And now…look back at her pictures and tell me if it looks like she’s into doing positive things.

This EbenGregory.com…where the media’s power is frail. Without the people’s support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.

Ms. U So Trashy Pic Via Bossip.com

In “I like pearl tongue” news, the big homie Aubrey O’Day is back at it again, this time she’s talking about how she likes to switch hit.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like ‘ol girl gonna be pregnant by some bald head black dude soon enough huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Ms. Touch me, Tease me…you know how to please me to UsMagazine.com on how she’s strictly d*ckly…not: At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table. All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.

And now…EbenGregory was too lazy to drop ice jewelry.

This is Ebengregory.com…where Aubrey sometimes feels that she’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body – which actually works out pretty well.

Run to meet the future or it’s going to run you down.

In “If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm” news, the big homie Diddy has dropped Aubrey and D. Woods like hot potatoes from his hit group Danity Kane.

And now…here’s Diddy telling Aubrey how life really works in his world: Check this out, baby girl…see, your attitude is gonna have you in a dark and lonely place. What you need to do, at the end of the day, is humble yourself.

Say word.

And now…here’s more Puffy giving Aubrey his 2 cents while not really tripping cause he’s still rich and she’s…not so much: I got love for Aubrey. I don’t have any beef with her. I just want to work with the young lady that I signed, not the person that fame has made her.

And now…here’s Aubrey firing back at Sean Combs from backstage where he can’t see her: Tonight is a representation of the end of a chapter in my life; it’s not the end of the book. I will do everything possible to make my mark on this industry, and Danity Kane and Puff provided me with this amazing opportunity to go out and really touch people’s hearts. I think the way that we were able to inspire people was something that I will never be able to achieve in that way again in my life.

Oh for real?

And now…you need more people ice jewelry on Aubrey and D. Woods getting Diddy’s Gucci boot on live television: Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.

Snow Bunny ecstasy is a glassful of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth.