First…know that Dan Rather isn’t a fan of Obama. And then…
EbenGregory was like…pop the top to see how good ol Dan use the words “Obama” and “selling watermelon” in the same sentence.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you something in the milk ain’t clean.
First…know that Jigga Man and company hit up 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue yesterday to holla at Obama dem. And then…
EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to find out what happened when the “Man who invented sex” showed up.
Dead.
First…know that funky fashion purveyor Urban Outfitters got a little creative with color nomenclature on its website, marketing the short-sleeved, buttoned BDG Burnout Henley in White/Charcoal…and Obama/Black.. And then…
EbenGregory was like…where they do that at?
This is Ebengregory.com…telling I ganked this picture from Bossip.com cause I thought you might like to see it.
Dead at, “I’ve questions about traffic in Northern Virginia.”
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it’s a “drive to Tyson’s Corner thing” so i don’t expect you to understand.
First…listen to one job-creating strategy President Barack Obama isn’t considering. And then…
EbenGregory was like…way to think outside the box. I guess.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the President is still saying no to drugs. Kinda.
First…look at the new Obama e-pill. And then…
This is EbenGregory.com…wondering what’s next?
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…she’s dancing, she’s dancing.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to stop drinking the Kool-aid.
First…watch faux news talk sh*t again. And then…
EbenGregory was like…the sly Fox specializes in half truths.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Obama and dem got the bill passed in the House.
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that no matter who you vote for, government always gets in.
