Archive for the ‘Barack Obama’ Category

EbenGregory PSA: President Signs Cocaine Disparity Law

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

First…know that Obama recently signed a bill reducing the penalties for possession of crack cocaine. And then…

EbenGregory was like…here’s what CNN had to say about it:

The enactment of the law seals a hard-fought victory for civil rights activists who have argued for years that the differing punishments unfairly target African-Americans.

The Fair Sentencing Act repeals a five-year mandatory sentence for first time offenders, and for repeat offenders with less than 28 grams of crack cocaine. The old law set the mandatory sentence for conviction at five grams.

African-Americans have been far more likely than whites and Hispanics to be convicted for — and receive the harsher penalties associated with — possession of crack cocaine, according to government statistics. White and Hispanic defendants are more frequently charged with possession of powder cocaine.

The now-defunct measure had been in place for 25 years. The House passed the new law through a bipartisan voice vote last week, following approval by the Senate in March.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to click here to read the rest of what CNN reported.

Obama Ousts McChrystal, General Petraeus To Take Over

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

First…watch Obama talk about giving ‘ol boy the boot for loose lipping. And then…

That is all.

Obama, BP Make $20 Billion Dollar Deal to Pay Oil Spill Victims

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

First…know that we finally get some good news about the worst environmental disaster in US history. And then…

EbenGregory was like…when do the checks get cut?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the scientists said the Gulf oil spill was leaking between 1.47 million gallons and 2.52 million gallons a day, an increase over previous estimates. But hit the jump to hear more about that.

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Barack Obama Looking For Some “Ass To Kick” Over BP Oil Spill

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ma let you tell it.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is sh*t u need 2 know news.

Is That Barack Obama In Video For ‘Whoomp (There It Is)’

Monday, June 7th, 2010



First…fast forward to the 1:01 mark and tell me that ain’t Obama. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can debate whether or not that was Obama.

Obama’s Gulf Oil Spill Timeline of Events

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

One word: Wow.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if this is how it’s really playing out.

Was Bill Maher’s Obama Joke Racist Or Funny?

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I didn’t think it was funny and I didn’t think he was being racist either.

I mean c’mon…he dated Superhead.

Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Obama Surveying The BP Oil Spill Damage

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

So that’s what a tar ball looks like.

And now…hit the jump to see what Obama did after surveying the beach.

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Guess Who I Saw: Pharrell Meeting President Barack Obama

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

President Obama: This n*gga’s hair looks terrible.

Pharrell: ‘Ol boy smiling like he been smoking. Or maybe he’s laughing about my new hairstyle.

The Photographer: Both of y’all need to hit up the barbershop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Pharrell’s two for two.

Leno, Obama Jockey For Laughs At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Dead.

More dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Leno get some get back at Obama’s expense.

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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: President Obama Says Risks Of Nuclear Attack Have Risen

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

First…watch the video. and then…

EbenGregory was like…let me tell it, the greatest threat to mankind is not the specter of a nuclear attack, but rather the slow, poisonous attrition of the status quo.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you new generation, same old bogeyman.