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Obama Ousts McChrystal, General Petraeus To Take Over

EbenGregory — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:03:18 +0000

First…watch Obama talk about giving ‘ol boy the boot for loose lipping. And then…

That is all.

Obama, BP Make $20 Billion Dollar Deal to Pay Oil Spill Victims

EbenGregory — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:47:23 +0000

First…know that we finally get some good news about the worst environmental disaster in US history. And then…

EbenGregory was like…when do the checks get cut?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the scientists said the Gulf oil spill was leaking between 1.47 million gallons and 2.52 million gallons a day, an increase over previous estimates. But hit the jump to hear more about that.

Barack Obama Looking For Some “Ass To Kick” Over BP Oil Spill

EbenGregory — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:03:36 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ma let you tell it.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is sh*t u need 2 know news.

Is That Barack Obama In Video For ‘Whoomp (There It Is)’

EbenGregory — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:45:20 +0000

First…fast forward to the 1:01 mark and tell me that ain’t Obama. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can debate whether or not that was Obama.

Obama’s Gulf Oil Spill Timeline of Events

EbenGregory — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:58:00 +0000

One word: Wow.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if this is how it’s really playing out.

Was Bill Maher’s Obama Joke Racist Or Funny?

EbenGregory — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:07:16 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I didn’t think it was funny and I didn’t think he was being racist either.

I mean c’mon…he dated Superhead.

Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Obama Surveying The BP Oil Spill Damage

EbenGregory — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:37:47 +0000

So that’s what a tar ball looks like.

And now…hit the jump to see what Obama did after surveying the beach.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the BP oil spill has spewed 18 million gallons of crude oil into the Gulf AND is entering it’s 43rd day AND has overtaken 1989’s Exxon Valdez disaster as the biggest oil spill in U.S. history.

Guess Who I Saw: Pharrell Meeting President Barack Obama

EbenGregory — Thu, 06 May 2010 10:34:01 +0000

President Obama: This n*gga’s hair looks terrible.

Pharrell: ‘Ol boy smiling like he been smoking. Or maybe he’s laughing about my new hairstyle.

The Photographer: Both of y’all need to hit up the barbershop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Pharrell’s two for two.

Leno, Obama Jockey For Laughs At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

EbenGregory — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:08:19 +0000

Dead.

More dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Leno get some get back at Obama’s expense.

Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: President Obama Says Risks Of Nuclear Attack Have Risen

EbenGregory — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:53:08 +0000

First…watch the video. and then…

EbenGregory was like…let me tell it, the greatest threat to mankind is not the specter of a nuclear attack, but rather the slow, poisonous attrition of the status quo.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you new generation, same old bogeyman.

President Obama Shows Off His HORSE Basketball Skills

EbenGregory — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:26:14 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the President got that left hand stroke. Pause.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if ‘ol boy be sneaking jacks out back of the White House. I’m just saying.