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DEA Chief Worried About A New “Epidemic”
First…know that the DEA has launched a national campaign to get people to clean out their medicine cabinets of expired and unused drugs. The acting administrator says prescription pills have become a top drug of choice among teens. And then… EbenGregory was like…I don’t know anybody who would take their old narcotic prescriptions to the [...]
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Rising College Costs Collide With Student Aspirations
First…know that sending a child off to college often takes more than good grades and a big check these days. More than ever, it can mean compromising on school choice or a mountain of debt or both. And then… EbenGregory was like…it’s tight out here. Gee whiz.
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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: New Health Care Benefits Take Effect
First…know that six months after President Barack Obama’s health care plan became law some measures are starting to take effect that will change how some families and children are covered. And then… EbenGregory was like…just the other day my homie was like, “Is it free insurance or not???” This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I said yes [...]
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While You’re Talking About TI, Bernanke Is Talking About Shutting Down Banks
In “You probably don’t know who Bernanke is” news, the big homey Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is back at it again, this time he’s telling the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission – a panel investigating the financial crisis – that regulators must be ready to shutter the largest institutions if they threaten to bring down [...]
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Justice Department Looking To Hire Fluent ‘Ebonics’ Translators
First…know that The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records. A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a [...]
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What Facebook Places, The New Location Feature, Means For You
First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…I’ll pass. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you “I am on vacation, and four hours away from my empty house. I hope my HD TV, money, camera, and laptop are still there when I get home.” Smh.
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Sh*t U Need To Know News: Egg Recall Grows To 380 Million
First…know that hundreds of people have been sickened in a salmonella outbreak linked to eggs in three states and possibly more, and health officials on Wednesday dramatically expanded a recall to 380 million eggs. And then… EbenGregory was like…extreme remedies are very appropriate for extreme diseases. I’m just saying. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that disease [...]
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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: 80 Percent Of Oil Remains In Gulf
First…know that researchers say as much as 80 percent of the oil from the spill remains in the Gulf. They warn that the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is a bigger mess than the government claims and that a lot of crude is lurking deep below the surface. And then… EbenGregory was like…that’s funny because [...]
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