First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…the phone number don’t work.
This is EbenGregory.com…wondering how you a pimp and only got one hoe?
PS, coonery aside…well never mind.
First…watch the video of ‘ol boy tooting. And then…
EbenGregory was like…dudes in a lot of pain.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the “other side” of the business sometimes lives.
First…reluctantly watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…young Black men need a new generation of role models, drawn from the legal profession, business and education, to counter under-achievement, involvement in crime and fruit cup tendencies. They desperately need a greater diversity of images and portrayals, showing that Black men can be, and are, successful in a wide range of careers including business, teaching, the law and health care.
Below is a perfect example of what they should not aspire to be:
This is EbenGregory.com…telling Satan I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.
First…know that Mo’Nique declined to appear on the show that also featured her mother and father who also spoke about the unfortunate incident on national television. And then…
EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see who else should be on the Oprah show so he can talk about his pervert behavior.
First…watch Stoudemire give Richard the free spa treatment. And then…
On a related note…hit the jump to see Kobe Bryant touch his opponents balls. Pause.
First…nevermind the New Era hat jewelry and look at the diamond handcuffs. And then…
After looking more closely at the New Era hat jewelry, EbenGregory was like…he can’t be serious.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where rappers sometimes overindulge in n*gga jewelry. And yeah…I said “N*gga Jewelry.” Pardon my French.
In another non-exciting episode of The Jewelry Report, Young Berg finds himself at the center of controversy after he was allegedly robbed and pistol whipped in LA.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Yung Berg’s response.
First…watch the video of ‘ol boy talking about how he was drunk the day his face beat up Epic Beard Man’s hand. And then…
EbenGregory was like…either way: Fail.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can’t get enough of the original version:
Dead.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that these were some of my favorite lines:
0:48 mark…You ain’t scaring this white boy.
1:00 mark…This old man will whip your ass.
1:09 mark…Say it again.
1:34 mark…I see tough guys like you and I slap the sh*t out of them.
1:36 mark…What!!!!
1:41-1:43 mark…Series of “oh’s”
1:45 mark…What the f*ck?
1:52 mark…I told you not to f*ck with me.
2:15 mark…I’ma f*ck you up. *walks off*
2:33 mark…You okay back there…no he needs an ambulance.
2:39 mark…That man on some kind of dope.
2:41 mark…We can press charges dude…I got it on video tape.
2:43 mark…Oh he leaking.
2:52 mark…Did he break your teeth?
2:56 mark…Bring da ambalamps.
PS, hit the jump for the Mortal Kombat version.
First…watch the jump-off talk show off his house like it’s hers. And then…
EbenGregory was like…she’s a straggler. I’m sure Ray J is somewhere laughing at ‘ol boy’s taste in women.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to watch the video of “the straggler” talk about how she was hitting Reggie off while he was hitting Kim off just because.
First…somebody get your cousin. And then…
EbenGregory was like…embarrassment is an emotional state experienced upon having a socially or professionally unacceptable act or condition witnessed by or revealed to others. Usually some amount of loss of honour or dignity is involved, but how much and the type depends on the embarrassing situation. It is similar to shame, except that shame may be experienced for an act known only to oneself. Also, embarrassment usually carries the connotation of being caused by an act that is merely socially unacceptable, rather than morally wrong. Furthermore…embarrassment exhibited by boys more likely to engage in aggressive/delinquent behaviour was less than one-third of that exhibited by non-aggressive boys. Thus proneness to embarrassment (i.e. a concern for how one is evaluated by others) can act as a brake on behavior that would be dysfunctional for group or culture. But ‘ol boy/fake-girl probably didn’t get the memo
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you can’t tell, I’m a little embarrassed.
Satan let my people go.
