First…watch Stoudemire give Richard the free spa treatment. And then…

On a related note…hit the jump to see Kobe Bryant touch his opponents balls. Pause.

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First…nevermind the New Era hat jewelry and look at the diamond handcuffs. And then…

After looking more closely at the New Era hat jewelry, EbenGregory was like…he can’t be serious.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where rappers sometimes overindulge in n*gga jewelry. And yeah…I said “N*gga Jewelry.” Pardon my French.

In another non-exciting episode of The Jewelry Report, Young Berg finds himself at the center of controversy after he was allegedly robbed and pistol whipped in LA.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Yung Berg’s response.

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First…watch the video of ‘ol boy talking about how he was drunk the day his face beat up Epic Beard Man’s hand. And then…

EbenGregory was like…either way: Fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can’t get enough of the original version:

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Dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that these were some of my favorite lines:

0:48 mark…You ain’t scaring this white boy.
1:00 mark…This old man will whip your ass.
1:09 mark…Say it again.
1:34 mark…I see tough guys like you and I slap the sh*t out of them.
1:36 mark…What!!!!
1:41-1:43 mark…Series of “oh’s”
1:45 mark…What the f*ck?
1:52 mark…I told you not to f*ck with me.
2:15 mark…I’ma f*ck you up. *walks off*
2:33 mark…You okay back there…no he needs an ambulance.
2:39 mark…That man on some kind of dope.
2:41 mark…We can press charges dude…I got it on video tape.
2:43 mark…Oh he leaking.
2:52 mark…Did he break your teeth?
2:56 mark…Bring da ambalamps.

PS, hit the jump for the Mortal Kombat version.

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First…watch the jump-off talk show off his house like it’s hers. And then…

EbenGregory was like…she’s a straggler. I’m sure Ray J is somewhere laughing at ‘ol boy’s taste in women.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to watch the video of “the straggler” talk about how she was hitting Reggie off while he was hitting Kim off just because.

First…somebody get your cousin. And then…

EbenGregory was like…embarrassment is an emotional state experienced upon having a socially or professionally unacceptable act or condition witnessed by or revealed to others. Usually some amount of loss of honour or dignity is involved, but how much and the type depends on the embarrassing situation. It is similar to shame, except that shame may be experienced for an act known only to oneself. Also, embarrassment usually carries the connotation of being caused by an act that is merely socially unacceptable, rather than morally wrong. Furthermore…embarrassment exhibited by boys more likely to engage in aggressive/delinquent behaviour was less than one-third of that exhibited by non-aggressive boys. Thus proneness to embarrassment (i.e. a concern for how one is evaluated by others) can act as a brake on behavior that would be dysfunctional for group or culture. But ‘ol boy/fake-girl probably didn’t get the memo

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you can’t tell, I’m a little embarrassed.

Satan let my people go.

First…watch the video about the harsh reality of prison rape that is examined in this shocking and sobering documentary from filmmaker Jonathan Schwartz. Inside Alabama’s Limestone Correctional Facility, five inmates talk candidly about sexual abuse as a part of life on the inside. The long-term causes and conditions that perpetuate prison rape are examined, as well as the use of sex as a commodity, for comfort and for protection from the feared and brutal prison culture.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling kids this is why you don’t wanna go to jail.

PS, watch the whole documentary.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: Big dummies.

First…watch the hood related video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…most fools think they are only ignorant.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’m not talking about the people in the video, it just sounds like I’m talking about the people in the video.

First…listen to the details of his arrest which include Buju meeting some undercovers at a Tropicana restaurant, having a “meet and greet” with undercovers, opening a brick up, tooting and tasting the coke and then giving the nod to complete the transaction. And then…

EbenGregory was like…FAIL.

This EbenGregory.com…telling you that usually the wrongdoer is more unfortunate than the man wronged. But you don’t hear me doe.