First…know that VH1 announced that the Stallionaires will return to their lineup next month with “Real & Chance: Legend Hunters.” And then…
Know that on the show, the brothers will go out in search of the truth behind creatures of natural lore. In their travels, Real and Chance hope to determine whether Hogzilla, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and the man-eating Catfish of Kali River are real. While the brothers might be good with horses, they’re not exactly great outdoorsmen. VH1 claims that the pair jump at nearly everything that goes bump in the night—and even a few things that don’t. “They’re scared of bugs, bats, frogs and almost anything that slithers or crawls,” the network said in a statement. “They can’t take a fish off a hook because slimy things scare them.” And then…
EbenGregory was like..I wonder if they’ll be at ATL Pride this weekend?
This is Ebengregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical. PS, hit the jump to see how I feel about the upcoming coon activity.
EbenGregory was like…that’s about $3 million dollars with in a month (dont’ forget about the Bugatti) that ‘ol buddy done blew up. My people got to learn the difference between guns and butter. See, there are two types of n****s, n****s with guns… …and n****s with butter. What are the guns? That’s the real estate… …the stocks and bonds. Art work. S*** that appreciates with value. What’s the butter? Cars, clothes, jewelery, all the bullsh*t that don’t mean s*** after you buy it. That’s what it’s all about: Guns and butter.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you what impresses me more is watching Brad Pitt rebuild the 9th Ward all by himself. But that’s another story huh man?
First…know that Terry Crews was the only one to take his shirt off while he and the rest of the cast of the Expendables attended the ringing of the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on Wall Street in NYC today. And then…
EbenGregory was like…how awkward it must have been between this moment and the time it took for him to put his shirt back on. The reaction of the crowd behind him suggests that everyone is thinking, “Look at this _________.” (Fill in the blank)
This is EbenGregory.com…telling ‘ol boy to cut that monkey sh*t out, you embarrassing us.
First…watch ‘ol boy freestyle for 27 minutes. And then…
EbenGregory was like…couple things:
1. Why is ‘ol boy wearing fingernail polish?
2. Did you know ‘ol boy is in a wheel chair?
3. I think “THE PUNCH SEEN AROUND THE WORLD” f*cked him and his career up.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to hear ‘ol boy explain why he’s doing his best “Wheelchair Jimmy” impression.
First…know that DMX’ wife told Vibe the following: “He had four other children out of our marriage and I didn’t know. I only found out about one, and it was the one in Maryland that was public. It was all over the news and I still was gonna try to make it work [but] after we did the show Soul of a Man, I guess the women felt some kind of way because he was doing a lot of paying child support behind my back and giving them money without me knowing anything. So once he came out in interviews saying this is my only daughter and this is my family I guess they started feeling some kind of way and they started sending lawyers and all these child support suits to my house and that wasn’t acceptable. I just felt like with the drugs, that in itself is mentally draining. I felt like since we’ve been together for so long I didn’t want to give up on him.”
And then…
EbenGregory was like…is that considered a litter?
This is EbenGregory.com…telling ‘ol girl it’s not “behind your back” if you know. I’m just saying.
