And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Killa season has returned.

And now…more n*gga jewelry starring Plies:

And now…EbenGregory will use a series of GIFs to explain how this makes me feel:

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you bruh ruh Plies using the same jeweler as Brian Pumper.

EbenGregory was like…lol @ 2:42 “possible stunt activity.”

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you hide ya kids, hide ya test results.

PS, this just seemed appropriate.

EbenGregory was like…shots fired at the 0:37 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where subliminal sh*t takes place.

PS, what happened to this guy?

EbenGregory was like…hide ya host.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see a Black man wearing Ugg boots.

EbenGregory was like…anal tampering is at a all time high. Pause.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Raz B knows about that bed.

EbenGregory was like…somebody get your uncle.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you his mustache is quite amazing.

Six words: Mike Tyson must really be bored.

I’m just saying.

Don’t be surprised if he comes out and sues Bishop Eddie Strong too.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see pictures of his new Kanye West inspired jewelry.

First…check out ‘ol boy’s new look. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he must be coming from the Bishop’s house.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Lenny Kravitz, this look ain’t it.

First…know that ‘ol boy is going back to jail for three and a half years because back in 2008 he got into a heated confrontation with his ex-girlfriend and mother of his children, kicked her boyfriends door in and then fired rounds from a .40 caliber glock in the street before fleeing the scene in his 2005 Corvette after the Po-Po showed up. He then refused to stop for officers when given audible and visual signs to do so. Driving in excess of 70 miles per hour, he was eventually stopped and refused to take a sobriety test. All this after already spending 10 years in jail.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…I guess it’s better than shooting yourself with your own gun in a club.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Recidivism (pronounced /rɨˈsɪdɨvɪzəm/; from recidive + ism, from Latin recidīvus “recurring”, from re- “back” + cadō “I fall”) is the act of a person repeating an undesirable behavior after they have either experienced negative consequences of that behavior, or have been treated or trained to extinguish that behavior. It is also known as the percentage of former prisoners who are rearrested. Criminal recidivism is highly correlated with psychopathy. The psychopath is defined by an uninhibited gratification in criminal, sexual, or aggressive impulses and the inability to learn from past mistakes. That is all.

PS, hit the jump for his last words.

This will be my last post. To everyone who gave me a chance I am forever in your debt. I have had a fabulous career because of you. All I can say in parting is that I have been honest with yaw. I didn’t sugarcoat a word didn’t hold back a single syllable of my life from yaw. I’ve lived a hundred lives in these 6 yrs so I not only won’t, i don’t have the right to complain. I would like to think that I’ve changed lives by changing my own, tho I can’t be sure. But one thing I am sure of is God gives and takes away in measure. He is fair, just and forever. Amen from aman… Smile, its contageous:)

Bonus: Here’s that 911 tape.

First…know that VH1 announced that the Stallionaires will return to their lineup next month with “Real & Chance: Legend Hunters.” And then…

Know that on the show, the brothers will go out in search of the truth behind creatures of natural lore. In their travels, Real and Chance hope to determine whether Hogzilla, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and the man-eating Catfish of Kali River are real. While the brothers might be good with horses, they’re not exactly great outdoorsmen. VH1 claims that the pair jump at nearly everything that goes bump in the night—and even a few things that don’t. “They’re scared of bugs, bats, frogs and almost anything that slithers or crawls,” the network said in a statement. “They can’t take a fish off a hook because slimy things scare them.” And then…

EbenGregory was like..I wonder if they’ll be at ATL Pride this weekend?

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical. PS, hit the jump to see how I feel about the upcoming coon activity.

Bonus: I also feel this way.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…coon activity spotted at the 1:47 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that whoever controls the images, controls the culture.

Satan let my people go.

First…watch ‘ol boy get his fruit cup on to Lady GaGa. And then…

EbenGregory was like…and he got a nipple ring in his mouth. Gee whiz.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he’s got Big baby beat.

First…watch Tyga go hard in the paint. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he’s a Hoover Crip but wearing red?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you we gotta do better.

First…watch the video. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you social commentary is needed but ‘ol boy summed it up at the 3:44 mark.

That is all.

PS, when did nose candy become the new kush?

PPS, here’s what Soulja Boy had to say.