First…watch Diznee spilt. And then…

Watch Rosa split. And then…

You looking at the computer like…Play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…home to posts that EbenGregory should sometimes do more of.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…oh for real?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that lap dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Keep it real EbenGregory.

First…know that Matthew Knowles was slapped with a paternity suit in LA Superior Court by 30 something Alexsandra Wright who claims she’s six months pregnant by him. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Ms. Tina don’t seem to be feeling the fact that ‘ol buddy like that raw.

But that’s another story.

PS, click here to see the bigger image of Tina giving Matthew the boot.

PPS, Tina and Raw Dog released a statement regarding their divorce: “The decision to end our marriage is an amicable one. We remain friends, parents, and business partners. If anyone is expecting an ugly messy fight, they will be sadly disappointed. We ask for your respect of our privacy as we handle this matter.”

Oh okay.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the men all PAUSE. You finish the rest of the song.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that somewhere LeBron’s BFF is going:

In “I be on that Kryptonite and so does my condo” news, the big homey Lil Wayne is back at it again, this time he’s having a hard time selling his upscale Miami apartment due to his predilection for marijuana.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess you assume that reader’s of your site know what the word “predilection” means huh man?

Yes.

And now…the NY Post reports why Wayne can’t get that condo off: The New Orleans native has been renting the 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment from a landlord who has listed the property for $520,000. The marijuana issue became public knowledge after several prospective buyers were taken aback by the signature aroma when visiting the home. “My fiancée and I called to make an appointment to see it, and the broker, deadpan, goes, ‘I have two questions: Are you offended by the smell of marijuana?” an unidentified couple told the NY Post. “And do you mind coming late in the afternoon? It’s currently rented by Lil Wayne, and these are not morning people.” Although the couple was initially taken aback by the apartment’s abundance of scantily-clad women, they praised the Grammy-winning rapper for his neatness. “Once we got there, a member of Wayne’s posse opened the door to the overwhelming smell of marijuana. Two hot, rap-video-looking girls were walking around in nothing but a bra and underwear, blasting hip-hop. We just went in and looked around and tried not to stare,” they revealed. “He had a perfectly organized closet of crisp T-shirts on hangers, neatly stacked piles of XXL magazine, and a fully stocked bar featuring multiple bottles of Hennessy Black.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

The condo’s not really Wayne’s and thus not his problem ice jewelry.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you’re looking for the jewelry, re-read the last sentence.

First…watch Tre stick his tongue in the mouth of the Cougar known as Toni Braxton. And then…

EbenGregory was like…play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch a young R&b cat help a recently separated R&B Cougar get her groove back like Stella. i’m just saying.

First…hurry up and watch the video before they take it down. And then…

That’s it.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

First…watch Chris Rock and Nia Long talk about their awkward blind date. And then…

EbenGregoy was like…I’ma leave that one alone.

I’m just saying.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…thumbs up to her “magic” trick at the 0:56 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to Boobies that do “magic” tricks.

In “Play me” news, the big home Matthew Knowles is back at it again, this time he’s being accused of fathering a baby out of wedlock.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like he’s addicted to that “Becky” AND he’s trying to give Lil Wayne a run for his money huh man?

Yes…you would be correct in both assumptions.

And now…here’s TMZ.com explaining how Matthew has allegedly been flat-backing with somebody who is not Beyonce’s mother: We’ve learned Alexsandra Wright filed the case in L.A. County Superior Court. Wright lives in L.A. — she works in the name-branding business. We’re told she’s in her late 30s. Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, filed the case last week, alleges Knowles is the father. Sources say Wright is repped by Neal Hersh, who is currently repping Lamar Odom in the prenup negotiations with Khloe Kardashian. Mathew has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. Mathew could not be immediately reached for comment. Ditto Neal Hersh.

I see said the blind man. And now…

“Isn’t it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom” ice jewelry:

Did you see it?