First…know that TMZ is reporting the following: TMZ has learned that federal officials are “in the process” of determining if they will try to revoke T.I.‘s probation in the wake of his arrest late last night. As we first reported, T.I. — who is still on probation for illegally possessing machine guns a few years ago — was arrested again last night for possession of a controlled substance on the Sunset Strip. Now, United States Attorney Sally Quillian Yates tells us, “The probation office is in the process of determining what happened and will make a recommendation regarding Mr. Harris when they have all the facts.” If officials determine T.I. did violate his probation, he could be sent back to the slammer to serve some serious prison time. We’re also told T.I.’s probation officer has asked the rapper to return to Atlanta.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I saw a comment on TMZ that said T.I. stands for “Terminal Idiot.”

And I was like…some women can’t say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Cleo is setting ready to set it off.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

But I don’t have this problem so…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I thought somebody needed to see this.

First…watch Diznee spilt. And then…

Watch Rosa split. And then…

You looking at the computer like…Play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…home to posts that EbenGregory should sometimes do more of.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…oh for real?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that lap dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Keep it real EbenGregory.

First…know that Matthew Knowles was slapped with a paternity suit in LA Superior Court by 30 something Alexsandra Wright who claims she’s six months pregnant by him. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Ms. Tina don’t seem to be feeling the fact that ‘ol buddy like that raw.

But that’s another story.

PS, click here to see the bigger image of Tina giving Matthew the boot.

PPS, Tina and Raw Dog released a statement regarding their divorce: “The decision to end our marriage is an amicable one. We remain friends, parents, and business partners. If anyone is expecting an ugly messy fight, they will be sadly disappointed. We ask for your respect of our privacy as we handle this matter.”

Oh okay.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the men all PAUSE. You finish the rest of the song.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that somewhere LeBron’s BFF is going:

In “I be on that Kryptonite and so does my condo” news, the big homey Lil Wayne is back at it again, this time he’s having a hard time selling his upscale Miami apartment due to his predilection for marijuana.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess you assume that reader’s of your site know what the word “predilection” means huh man?

Yes.

And now…the NY Post reports why Wayne can’t get that condo off: The New Orleans native has been renting the 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment from a landlord who has listed the property for $520,000. The marijuana issue became public knowledge after several prospective buyers were taken aback by the signature aroma when visiting the home. “My fiancée and I called to make an appointment to see it, and the broker, deadpan, goes, ‘I have two questions: Are you offended by the smell of marijuana?” an unidentified couple told the NY Post. “And do you mind coming late in the afternoon? It’s currently rented by Lil Wayne, and these are not morning people.” Although the couple was initially taken aback by the apartment’s abundance of scantily-clad women, they praised the Grammy-winning rapper for his neatness. “Once we got there, a member of Wayne’s posse opened the door to the overwhelming smell of marijuana. Two hot, rap-video-looking girls were walking around in nothing but a bra and underwear, blasting hip-hop. We just went in and looked around and tried not to stare,” they revealed. “He had a perfectly organized closet of crisp T-shirts on hangers, neatly stacked piles of XXL magazine, and a fully stocked bar featuring multiple bottles of Hennessy Black.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

The condo’s not really Wayne’s and thus not his problem ice jewelry.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you’re looking for the jewelry, re-read the last sentence.

First…watch Tre stick his tongue in the mouth of the Cougar known as Toni Braxton. And then…

EbenGregory was like…play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch a young R&b cat help a recently separated R&B Cougar get her groove back like Stella. i’m just saying.

First…hurry up and watch the video before they take it down. And then…

That’s it.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.