First…watch the debut of T-Pain’s animated series Freaknik: The Musical on Cartoon Network featuring Rick Ross, Lil Jon, Lil Wayne and others. And then…

EbenGregory was like…real bad, Joe Jackson.

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First…know that Diddy is singing on his new single “They Don’t Love Me.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…if this song is on his new cd, Last Train to Paris, I’ma get off at the next stop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to pop the top to hear ‘ol boy sound like he’s chewing glass while getting a Brazilian wax. I’m just saying.

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First…nevermind the New Era hat jewelry and look at the diamond handcuffs. And then…

After looking more closely at the New Era hat jewelry, EbenGregory was like…he can’t be serious.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where rappers sometimes overindulge in n*gga jewelry. And yeah…I said “N*gga Jewelry.” Pardon my French.

First…know that Playgirl has offered Mick Vick a cool million dollars to pose for playboy. And then…

Pop the top to find out what the catch is:

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…for my mobile users that can’t see the video, Bleek was like: “My thing is, what’s the purpose? You said all you had to say. You said you wasn’t gonna say no more until Jay called you. He ain’t call. Everything you said ain’t adding up. It becomes a point, what are you doing it for? Are you doing it to get you a deal? Are you doing it to get you hot, doing it to get you back on the radio? That’s all I wanna know. Anybody knows if you come at Hov, you’re not stopping his movement. C’mon, it’s stupid. We been there before. We seen this movie. I hate to elaborate on it, because it’s like I’m breathing life on a situation that really don’t need no life to it.”

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where everybody talks about Jay-Z except Jay-Z.

First…know he won for the third time in the row. And then…

Hit the jump to see how he did it:

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…u mad?

They’re not overweight. They’re just nine inches too short.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to act like you get it.

In “I got diarrhea of the mouth” news, the big homey John Mayer is back at it again, this time he’s telling Playboy he has a “Nigger” pass.

Of for real EbenGregory…he actually said he has a “Nigger” pass?

Yes.

And now…here’s John Mayer to Playboy Magazine about how he doesn’t have a “Hood” pass, but rather a “Nigger” pass:

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

I see said the blind man. And now…

John Mayer must love the taste of his own foot ice jewelry: Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to click here to read John Mayer getting out of pocket with Playboy.

First…watch Sarah use cheat notes just to deliver her $10,000 speech. And then…

Dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol girl is just an idiot.