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T.I. Arrest Triggers Probation Violation Probe By Federal Authorities

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

First…know that TMZ is reporting the following: TMZ has learned that federal officials are “in the process” of determining if they will try to revoke T.I.‘s probation in the wake of his arrest late last night. As we first reported, T.I. — who is still on probation for illegally possessing machine guns a few years ago — was arrested again last night for possession of a controlled substance on the Sunset Strip. Now, United States Attorney Sally Quillian Yates tells us, “The probation office is in the process of determining what happened and will make a recommendation regarding Mr. Harris when they have all the facts.” If officials determine T.I. did violate his probation, he could be sent back to the slammer to serve some serious prison time. We’re also told T.I.’s probation officer has asked the rapper to return to Atlanta.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I saw a comment on TMZ that said T.I. stands for “Terminal Idiot.”

EbenGregory PSA: This Is What A CNN Interview With Satan Looks Like

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

First…know that Satanists have booked the convention center in Oklahoma City to perform some rituals and have “church.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…which would you rather do: Live your life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn’t or live your life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the question was rhetorical.

The Life Files

Antoine Dodson On The Today Show

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

EbenGregory was like…really NBC? Dead at the commentary from 2:32 – 3:20 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that for the record, this is not an example of turning lemons into lemonade. It’s buffoonery.

PS,

EbenGregory PSA: Kat Stacks Exposes Soulja Boy…And Bad

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you social commentary is needed but ‘ol boy summed it up at the 3:44 mark.

That is all.

PS, when did nose candy become the new kush?

PPS, here’s what Soulja Boy had to say.

Fantasia Admits Trying To Kill Herself

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

First…know that Fantasia’s VH1 Behind the Music special is airing tomorrow night at 9 and in it she explains why she tried to kill herself. And then….

EbenGregory was like…here’s what she said: “I didn’t have any fight in me. I didn’t care about anything. I just wanted out. At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with – all of it, all of that shit. I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can’t accidentally take a whole bottle of pills. I was tired of people doing me wrong, constantly, over and over again, dealing with my family – my father, dealing with men and their shit – I was tired. My head was hurting me. I was over it.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

Here’s some “not many artists commit suicide by leaping off the pinnacle of success” ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Tasia trying to off herself over men: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that I just couldn’t live with myself knowing I had just killed myself. But that’s just me.

Rhymes With Snitch

EbenGregory PSA: Only 47% Percent Of African American Males Graduate High School

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…‘We Can’t Blame White People’ – Bill Cosby.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you “Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids – $500 sneakers for what? And won’t spend $200 for ‘Hooked on Phonics.’ – More Bill Cosby.

Real Talk NY

Omarion…What Are You Wearing?

Friday, August 13th, 2010

First…why is ‘ol boy wearing Capri’s? And then…

EbenGregory was like…some people like to go out on a limb because that’s where the fruit is.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see more of Omarion…what are you wearing.

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Montana Fishburne Sells Out, Offered Multi-Flick Deal From Vivid Entertainment

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

First…know that ‘ol girl debut “film” is a completely sold out bestseller with DVDs on back order prompting Vivid Entertainment to offer her a multi-picture deal. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Black girl lost.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you somewhere Kat Stacks is re-tooling her 5 year business plan.

Everything You Wanted To Know About The Montana Fishburne Tragedy

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

First…watch Laurence Fishburne’s 18-year old daughter talk about getting into porn with B. Pumper. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to:

1. Hear B. Pumper defend himself for turning her out,
2. Hear her girlfriend NeNe talk about how she (Montana) got turned out,
3. Hear Jaime Foxx talk about how her father Morpheus must be feeling,
4. Hear her talk about her new acting career and how it affects her family,
5. Watch B. Pumper’s new Jay-Z diss video aimed at Beyonce called, “She Ain’t Satisfied,”

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The “Run And Tell That” Interview Dude Got Remixed

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…i don’t know what upsets me more, this video or the fact that the news decided it was a good look to air his part of the interview. Sidenote: Satan let my people go.

PS, hit the jump to see the original version.

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Crips & Goons In Oklahoma City Warn Snoop Dogg He Better Get Pass B4 Coming Thru

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the phone number don’t work.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering how you a pimp and only got one hoe?

PS, coonery aside…well never mind.