First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…dude getting lazy.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Soulja Boy yams on camera and calls it a video.

They can’t be serious.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you got to at least watch to the 0:37 mark. PS, hit the jump for more “tell me how my a$$ taste.”

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First…know that Billboard needs to tell us something we don’t already know. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see how bad it really is.

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First…look at the $1.2 million dollar Black Ruby Rolls-Royce Phantom Coupe. And then…

Know that that according to UpscaleHype.com the DC Design’s Indian couchbuilder Dilip Chhabria designed this one and only $1.2 million “Black Ruby” Rolls Royce Coupe. The “Black Ruby” is exactly what happens when you cross a Rolls Royce Phantom with a Nissan 350Z. With a ‘one of a kind’ design, the one-off “Black Ruby” adds to its uniqueness with butterfly doors and a red interior. The all black coupe was initially created upon the request of an Indian Maharaja (king), but it must have become undesirable because it is now up for grabs.

And now…hit the jump for the money shots.

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ma let you tell it.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy looking bad.

First…that the dude slapping Kat Stacks in the face is allegedly Fabolous’ brother. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Fail. All the way around.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the Hip-Hop cops watch World Star videos too.

PS, sorry mobile users…get to a computer quick.

First…know that BP started pumping heavy mud into the leaking Gulf of Mexico well Wednesday and said everything was going as planned in the company’s boldest attempt yet to plug the gusher that has spewed millions of gallons of oil over the last five weeks. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I wonder whose paying for all this?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump for more on this Fail.

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First…watch the video about hair weaves. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see who co-sign’s this message.

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First…know that ‘ol boy shot himself in hopes of being re-assigned. And then…

EbenGregory was like…fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to stupid cops.

Whatever that’s about.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to watch ‘ol girl and Chopper talk about their sex tape. (more…)