First…watch the phootoshoot. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Birdman’s got nice taste.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

First…know that Floyd wants you to know he’s rich and your not. And then…

Know that he also wants you to know his watch collection is fancier than yours. And now…

Hit the jump to see Floyd’s fancy a$$ watch collection.

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This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that C3/Thank Me Later $$ doesn’t seem to be running out anytime soon.

First…know that the new Mercedes-Benz CLS apparently points the way forward for the future perceptible design idiom of Mercedes-Benz. Re-read that. And then…

EbenGregory was like…sweet.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that an extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity. Think about it.

First…know that this monster called the Eclipse is the newest yacht in Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich’s fleet is the largest private yacht now in existence. It boasts a missile-detection system, a luxury spa, two helipads, a swimming pool, and a miniature submarine. It reportedly cost more than $400 million. To keep out the prying eyes of the paparazzi, the yacht has an electronic “shield” that can detect light sensors in digital cameras and make them unable to take photos. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see more of the world’s biggest yachts.

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First…know that Chanel presents their classic ceramic J12 watch in a limited “Taipei 101″ edition. Celebrating one of the world’s tallest buildings, the watch is limited to 101 pieces, which will all be sold at the Chanel flagship store inside the Taipei 101 tower. The red “101″ mark on the bezel, is the only difference to the regular J12 watch. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I could pull it off.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the watch costs $5000.

First…watch Birdman show out. And then…

EbenGregory was like…that’s about $3 million dollars with in a month (dont’ forget about the Bugatti) that ‘ol buddy done blew up. My people got to learn the difference between guns and butter. See, there are two types of n****s, n****s with guns… …and n****s with butter. What are the guns? That’s the real estate… …the stocks and bonds. Art work. S*** that appreciates with value. What’s the butter? Cars, clothes, jewelery, all the bullsh*t that don’t mean s*** after you buy it. That’s what it’s all about: Guns and butter.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you what impresses me more is watching Brad Pitt rebuild the 9th Ward all by himself. But that’s another story huh man?

First…watch Birdman do what he does best – show off his hood rich trinkets to you poor saps. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Boasting is the act of making an ostentatious speech and is considered a vice by such major religious groups as Christianity, Islam, Hinduism and Buddhism. Boasting can be seen as a form of the message “Look at me, now. Aren’t I wonderful?” Feeling satisfaction about an achievement, overcoming a challenge, a difficult accomplishment, and other similar events is to be expected. The feelings of satisfaction are pleasant and contribute positively to our self-concept and our self-esteem. We can and do feel good about ourselves. There is also the urge to share some of this satisfaction with others and the hope that they will feel a sense of pride and accomplishment with us. These are all expected feelings that any of us can identify with and probably have acted on. As described this is not boasting. But…

Boasting occurs when someone not only feels a sense of satisfaction but also feels that whatever occurred proves their superiority, and is recounting accomplishments that so that others will feel admiration and envy. The accomplishment is not enough; there must be admiration and envy from others, which is a form of aggression. Also, boasting can involve magnifying an accomplishment out of proportion to its importance.

But I digress.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where “boasting” is common place.

First…watch the 4g ultraviolet color video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…don’t be mad cause he stylin’ on you.

I’m just saying.

First…know that Jigga Man is so far ahead he’s about to pass you twice. And then…

EbenGregory was like…here’s the list:

1. Jay-Z – $63 Million
2. Diddy – $30 Million
3. Akon – $21 Million
4. Lil Wayne – $20 Million
5. Dr. Dre – $17 Million
6. Ludacris – $16 Million
7. Snoop Dogg – $15 Million
8. Timbaland – $14 Million
9. Pharrell – $13 Million
10. Kanye West – $12 Million
11. Drake – $9 Million
11. T.I. – $ 9 Million
12. Swizz Beatz – $9 Million
14. Eminem – $8 Million
14.50 Cent – $8 Million
14. Young Jeezy – $8 Million
17. Common – $7 Million
18. Soulja Boy – $7 Million
18. T-Pain – $7 Million
20. Lil Jon – $5 Million
20. Gucci Mane – $5 Million

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that something seems off about that list. PS, why doesn’t Baby ever make the list?

First…know that somebody done cut the check. And then…

EbenGregory was like…here’s what MTV had to say about it:

G-Unit Records has entered into an exclusive agreement with EMI Label Services in which EMI will distribute and promote releases on the G-Unit roster in North America. EMI will release the Grammy nominated multi-platinum rapper Lloyd Banks’ third solo album “H.F.M. 2” (Hunger For More 2) on November 23rd, 2010, and Tony Yayo’s as yet untitled sophomore album, which is scheduled for early 2011. G-Unit, formerly with Interscope Records, is joining a growing number of third party labels and artists to ink deals with EMI Label Services. EMI Label Services’ unique approach gives independent artists and labels creative freedom along with access to the expertise, marketing and promotional muscle of a major label. According to Lloyd Banks, “It’s refreshing to see the EMI staff excited about my project, they have the passion and energy I haven’t seen in while”. Per Tony Yayo, “The EMI staff is creative and willing to think outside the box. They are fans of my music and career. I’m looking forward to marketing and promoting my upcoming album with them.”

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where money bags are sometimes picked up.