That is all.

First…know that Nas’ 2009 $2.5 million tax lien has increased to $3.3 million. And then…

EbenGregory was like…did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS.”

Free jewelry.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you at least Gabrielle Union is happy:

In “I’ve been stealing a check for years” news, the big homey Donnie Simpson is back at it again, this time he’s been fired from his job at the radio station.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like he gonna need some of Obama’s stimulus plan huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Bossip.com explaining why ‘ol green eyes done got the boot: Simpson’s departure follows months of declining ratings for his show and internal friction between Simpson and WPGC’s management. The station has sought to boost Simpson’s ratings and attract younger listeners by updating his playlist and playing hit songs more often. Simpson and his producer-son, Donnie Jr., have maintained that the station was meddling, compromising his long-running program and alienating loyal listeners. CBS had wanted to ease Simpson out with a celebratory retirement party in mid-March, but Simpson declined, according to people familiar with the negotiations between him and the station. Late last week he began telling listeners on the air that his departure was imminent but didn’t specify when he’d be leaving.

I see said the blind man. And now…

Nothing.

First…know that ‘ol boy is looking at 3 1/2 years in the joint if he’s found guilty of gun possession after being jammed up back in 2007 in front of the Beacon Theater. And then…

Read his tweets about going to court.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you lol smiley face at his second tweet.

First…watch part 1 of the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…only the person who owns a copyright can tell if it’s infringing their copyright.

That said…watch the rest of the documentary on the other side.

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…idiot.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it must be something in these athlete’s Gatorade.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…jumpoff’s need checks too.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you men lie, women lie…lawsuits don’t.

First…watch ESPN explain why “Big Dummy” was suspended for being a big dummy. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the same fence that shuts others out shuts you in.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that ‘ol boy needed intervention like Marbury.

PS, here’s the “Big Dummy” playing the two gun game last night that pissed off David Stern this morning.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…show me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when the will is ready the feet are light.

First…watch the video. And then…posession

EbenGregory was like…the only thing that should surprise us is that there are still some things that can surprise us.

Say word EbenGregory.