First…know that Haiti’s electoral council on Friday ruled that hip hop-artist Wyclef Jean cannot run for president, ending his outsider’s bid to lead the reconstruction of the earthquake-ravaged Caribbean island. And then…
EbenGregory was like…the law is the law. If you’re not a RESIDENT, ya can’t be PRESIDENT.
Hey…that rhymed!
First…know that Elias Abuelazam, the man police say attacked 18 people in three states, killing five, made his first appearance in court after being arrested at the airport in Atlanta. And then…
EbenGregory was like…he’s gonna need PC on the inside.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it sucks to be him.
In “I can’t buy a bucket” news, the big homey Young Buck is back at it again, this time his house was raided by the IRS for non-payment of taxes.
Say words EbenGregory.
Word.
And now…here’s Ozone Magazine explaining why the Tax man ran up in ‘ol boy’s house: After years of back and forth with the IRS, agents showed up at the Nashville home of former G-Unit artist, Young Buck, seizing assets like recording equipment, jewelry, furniture, and his platinum wall plaques. The action was taken due to a $300,000 past tax bill. Although Buck’s lawyers filed in court last month to protect the rapper’s assets, the situation was apparently too far gone to save everything. Armed Federal Agents showed up to the house this morning and rang the doorbell, using a shotgun to warn the rapper against any interference with the seizure proceedings. Buck was able to keep his vehicles and his home.
First…know that Chris Tucker owes the Tax Man an astonishing $11 million dollars for failing to pay his 2001, 2002 and 2004 through 2006 taxes. And then…
EbenGregory was like…did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?”
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Chris Tucker just got “knocked the f*ck out.”
First…know that ‘ol boy is going to jail again.
That is all.
First…watch Greg the KO Kid (his words, not mine) catch a bad one. And then…
EbenGregory was like…had ‘ol boy said something other than and i quote, “HEY N*GGA DON’T HIT ME WITH NO MOTHERF*CKIN DOOR,” this video might have ended a little different.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can see how a bouncer could get murked behind something like this.
PS, this is a classic example of when keeping it real goes wrong. And yeah, I know it was a sneak attack from the bouncer, but re-read what I said in the second paragraph. Besides, dude was holding up traffic doing an interview. You hear them horns beeping.
PPS, dead at the look in homeboy’s eyes at the 1:29 mark when his man wake’s him up.
First…watch ESPN talk about how ‘ol boy trying to pull a Bron Bron. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I don’t blame him. *Kanye Shrug*
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where NBA players are saying we out chea.
First…know that the NY Daily News is reporting the following: Bad girl rapper Foxy Brown was facing a felony rap Wednesday night for bad-mouthing a nemesis neighbor who had an order of protection against her, police sources said. The hot-tempered recording artist was chilling on her block in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, when she crossed paths with the woman, Arlene Raymond, who Foxy was accused of clubbing with a BlackBerry in 2007, police sources said. Raymond looked at Brown – and Foxy flipped out. “B—-, what are you looking at? What the f— are you looking at?” Foxy snarled, police sources said. Raymond, who had taken out a restraining order against Brown following the BlackBerry beatdown, called police. And then…
EbenGregory was like…she channeling her inner Naomi.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see what happened when Drake found out.
First…know that the IRS has filed a $1.13 million tax lien against Weezy F. Please Say The Baby. And then…
That is all.
First…try to understand why ‘ol boy thinks he’s in entitled to millions of dollars from his “alleged” son. And then…
EbenGregory was like…this n*gga here.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy must be related to Dan Gilbert.
First…know that Rick Ross lost his motion to block the release of Rick Ross’ new album, Teflon Don. And then…
EbenGregory was like…score one for the beard.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where injunction denied means tossed out.
