This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I love these dudes.

First…listen to Charles call Kenny “num-nuts.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…keep it real Barkley.

This is EbenGregory.com…home to keeping it real.

Previously: Charles Barkley Arrested For DUI After Trying To Score A Streetwalker

First…watch the video of Chuck trying to impress the crowd with his huge swing. And then…

He f*cks up.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Chuck’s not much of an athlete when it comes to other sports.

In “Tough break n*gga” news, the big homie Charles Barkley is back at it again, this time he’s been dropped by T Mobile after being arrested for that DUI couple weeks back.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess Dewayne Wade trying to get in somebody else’s Fav 5 now huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Bossip.com on how it all falls down when it comes to Sir Charles: First, TNT put Charles Barkley on the bench, now T-Mobile has blocked his calls. A spokeswoman for the company – which features the NBA commentator in its Fave 5 ads – says his contract has been discontinued due to his recent DUI arrest. “Given the recent developments, for the time being, we’ve replaced TV ads featuring Mr. Barkley with more general-market advertising. As he works through his personal matters, we will evaluate where to go from here,” the spokesman said, according to Eurweb.com. Last week, TNT announced that Barkley was taking a “leave of absence” from his job providing commentary for its post-game show “Inside the NBA”.

And now…just in case you missed it…here’s more Bossip.com explaining why it all falls down when it comes to Sir Charles: Barkley, 45, was arrested Dec. 31 on suspicion of drunken driving in Scottsdale, Ariz. He told cops he was speeding because he was rushing to meet a woman for oral sex.

And now…I make mistakes ice jewelry: Those who never make mistakes lose a great many chances to learn something.

This is EbenGregory.com…but you already knew that.

In “When it snows in your nose, it rains in your brain” news, the big homie Charles Barkley is back at it again, this time he was arrested for allegedly drinking and driving.

Oh for real EbenGregory…does this mean that Charles likes to get “wet?”

Look at his mugshot again and then ask yourself is that a rhetorical question.

And now…here’s TMZ.com reporting on what happened after Charles was pulled over for speeding while allegedly drinking and driving: According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.” The report says when Barkley was taken to the station,he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Oh for real…Charles is out here looking for a “car wash” from a snow bunny?

And just when you thought you could save the trees by eating beaver.

Here’s some Charles Barkley handicap is worse than a man with no arm or legs ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Sir Charles looking like a whale out of water on the golf course: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at…unless your name is Charles Barkley