Archive for the ‘Chris Brown’ Category
Thursday, March 11th, 2010

FIrst…listen to Chris Brown’s say now message about still being back balled over giving Ri-Ri and hand necklace. And then…
EbenGregory was like…would you like cheese to go with that whine?
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch an R&B artist complain about having to sleep in the bed that he made. I’m just saying.
Posted in C'mon Son, Chris Brown, Could You Pull This Look Off, Late For That, The Matrix Has You | 6 Comments »
Monday, February 22nd, 2010

First…look at the boot that features a mix of leather & suede on the upper and a thick outer sole. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I don’t like the look, but Chris Brown does.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see how Chris Brown works the look that he can pull off, but EbenGregory can’t.
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Friday, February 19th, 2010

Chris Brown: Dude…you sucked a$$ during your performance at All-Star.
Usher: I know, I know. Don’t you wish you were Tre Songz right now?
Posted in Chris Brown, Guess Who I Saw, Stylin On You, Usher | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
First…watch Omarion talk about all the stuff in the title. And then…
That’s all I got.
Posted in Chris Brown, I'ma Let You Tell It, Lil Wayne, Omarion | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…to improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. Get over it.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Chris Brown fans need cheese with their whine.
Posted in Chris Brown, Don't It Make You Mad, I Know You Don't Care News But..., I'ma Let You Tell It | 2 Comments »
Monday, December 14th, 2009

Okay bye.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to click here http://twitter.com/mechanicaldummy if you don’t believe me.
Posted in C'mon Son, Chris Brown, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man | 3 Comments »
Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…read T-Pain’s tweets. And then…
EbenGregory was like…this is the last Chris Brown related post for the day.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch T-Pain sideline throw Pleasure P under the bus.
Posted in Chris Brown, EbenGregory, I'ma Let You Tell It, Jewelry Man, Shots Fired, T-Pain | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…read Chris’s tweets about being black-balled at Wal-Mart:



And then…
Sorry to hear of your misfortune ice jewelry: If a person talks of their misfortune, there is something in it that is not disagreeable to them.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that my life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. I’m just saying.
Previously: The Industry hates Chris and his new CD.
Posted in C'mon Son, Chris Brown, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man | 4 Comments »
Friday, December 11th, 2009




Okay bye.
Angry tweets via RapRadar.com via angry Chris Brown’s twitter.
Posted in Chris Brown, Don't It Make You Mad, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man, Late For That | 10 Comments »
Thursday, December 10th, 2009
First…listen to the interview. And then…
EbenGregory was like…wtf just happened?
Posted in Chris Brown, EbenGregory, Jewelry Man, Shots Fired | 5 Comments »
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