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Chris Rock Planning A ‘Watch The Throne’ Comedy Tour With Dave Chappelle

EbenGregory — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:01:31 +0000

Chris Rock is trying to convince fellow comedian Dave Chappelle to hit the road with him and give fans the biggest comedy tour in years.

Says Chris in a recent interview:

“I’ve been talking to Chappelle a lot. Been trying to get Chappelle to go on tour,” Chris told Vulture. “You know I’m not the hard one. But I’m trying to make that happen. After seeing Kanye and Jay-Z, I was like, ‘Me and Dave should do this.’”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Chris that he and Dave are without equal…unfortunately Dave’s like the Lauryn Hill of comedy. Womp womp.

Chris Rock Does A Funny Interview With David Letterman Show

EbenGregory — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 21:06:08 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

Dead.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can sometimes get a good laugh.

Nia Long Knows Where to Get Good D**k

EbenGregory — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:29:53 +0000

First…watch Chris Rock and Nia Long talk about their awkward blind date. And then…

EbenGregoy was like…I’ma leave that one alone.

I’m just saying.

Chris Rock Talks About Good Hair On The Oprah Winfrey Show

EbenGregory — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:41:49 +0000

First…watch the video of Chris talking to Oprah Winfery about good hair. And then…

Solange Knowles talk about why she cut her hair. And then…

EbenGregory was like…having low self-esteem about your hair is like driving through life with your hand-break on.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I overstand why you have a complex.

EbenGregory Non-Exclusive: Good Hair Trailer (Starring Chris Rock)

EbenGregory — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:29:33 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the greatest unexplored area lies under your hair. I’m just saying.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

Chris Rock Explains How Men Are Suppose To React To An Out Of Hand Female

EbenGregory — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:56:29 +0000

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…free jewelry.

This is EbenGregory.com…where shaking women is probably not a good look. Maybe.

EbenGregory Non-Exclusive: Chris Rock’s Good Hair Movie Wins At Sundance

EbenGregory — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:57:41 +0000

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…this sh*t is deep. And true.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that self-esteem is different than conceit. Conceit is the weirdest disease in the world. It makes everyone sick except the one who has it.

Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Chris Rock And His Grandmother

EbenGregory — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:06:38 +0000

We often forgive those who bore us, but never those whom we bore.