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EbenGregory was like…where’s her butt?

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where R&B singers lose weight and it affects her butt.

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EbenGregory was like…he’s dancing, he’s dancing.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

In “I mean what I said, I just didn’t mean for it to sound like that” news, the big homey Lloyd is back at it again, this time he’s jive back-tracking on his Ciara comments.

You mean this Ciara comments to Hip-Hop Weekly EbenGregory: I don’t f**k with Hollywood b**ches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real s**t. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.

Yes.

And now…after “going there” with Ciara, Lloyd comments on his comments: Let’s set the record straight on my “Hollywood B*tches” comment in Hip Hop Weekly. I said what I said and I stand by it. But read exactly what I said, then judge me. The truth is, I don’t f*ck with Hollywood B*tches (or Hollywood Ni**as for that matter). No, I’m not calling Ciara a b*tch, I’m saying that I think celebrity status changed her for the worse, and because of that, we don’t get down anymore. Yesterday I spoke to CiCi for the first time in years. I called her to explain my comments and to let her know how I felt about the situation. We had a good one-on-one conversation that will remain between us. I respect and I love CiCi like family, but sometimes family are the only ones that will tell you the truth. I’m sure I could have found a better way to tell her, but what’s done is done. We’re moving on. The funny thing is, this Ciara question was the last question in the HHW interview. At first, I lied and made up some answer to make it seem like we were still cool. But when I hung up the phone, I felt like I shoulda just kept it real, so I called back and answered the question honestly. Maybe a little too honestly. But fair is fair, if I start acting Hollywood, someone that knew me before the fame should call me out too. I wish CiCi the best.

And now…the time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.

Did you see it?

Paparazzi In Purple Shirt: Damn homegirl, you so skinny that your knees are starting to look like knives. Poor jeans look like they are going to get sliced up.

Ciara: True.

Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing about her seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.

In “Imitation sometimes isn’t a form of flattery” news, the big homey Ciara is back at it again, this time she’s responding to reports that she swagger jacked Beyonce.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess you couldn’t tell by that picture huh man?

No.

And now…here’s Ciara responding to the naysayers: For the ones that have something negative to say? They must have really enjoyed it that much to go and nitpick it, because it’s something they pulled up and was like, “Yo!” There were a couple of things in there that I’ve never seen. I think that it’s important for us as artists to be original and to create something new, so it would be really silly of me to go and create something you’ve already seen. So not one time were any of my references another artist. My references were clearly inspired from shows that I’ve actually seen. It goes to show how creative we can be and how close the worlds are. I did my first video with my metal outfit. I was inspired by Thierry Mugler. Now, from my understanding, Beyonce is using Thierry Mugler for her tour. It just is what it is. It’s very petty to me. When people nitpick something and they say negative things, my response to that is they really must have liked it that much. That’s also the definition of a person having too much time on their hands to do nothing. That’s how I look at that.

Oh okay. And now…

Another Swagger jack picture.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that imitation is at least 50 percent of the creative process.

Swagger Jack Pics Spotted At NecoleBitchie.com.

First…watch the video. And then…EbenGregory was like…a couple things:

1. Ci-Ci’s daddy wants some shine.
2. Ci-Ci’s daddy needs a new chain.
3. Why the f*ck are they eating at Golden Corral? I wouldn’t eat there with your mouth AND your stomach. (Editor’s note: Okay…I have eaten there before, I ain’t gon’ lie.)

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you’ll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea.

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EbenGregory was like…somebody get Snoop some motor oil to grease his joints. N*gga stiff as a mug.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that there is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Holy Cow…look at that adam’s apple.

Picture Caption Via My Homegirl NoWeezy Baby

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Here’s some you need more people ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Ciara doing the Ciara two-step around questions about her flat-backing with Fiddy: The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.

Damn…it’s a slow news week.

Let EbenGregory tell it, reporting non-news is the slowest form of human communication. In another non-happening news segment called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Kanye West finds out that his rumored HBO show just might stay on the shelve.