First…know that VH1 announced that the Stallionaires will return to their lineup next month with “Real & Chance: Legend Hunters.” And then…
Know that on the show, the brothers will go out in search of the truth behind creatures of natural lore. In their travels, Real and Chance hope to determine whether Hogzilla, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and the man-eating Catfish of Kali River are real. While the brothers might be good with horses, they’re not exactly great outdoorsmen. VH1 claims that the pair jump at nearly everything that goes bump in the night—and even a few things that don’t. “They’re scared of bugs, bats, frogs and almost anything that slithers or crawls,” the network said in a statement. “They can’t take a fish off a hook because slimy things scare them.” And then…
EbenGregory was like..I wonder if they’ll be at ATL Pride this weekend?
This is Ebengregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical. PS, hit the jump to see how I feel about the upcoming coon activity.
First…know that an offshore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico on Thursday, west of the site of the April blast that caused the massive oil spill. And then…
EbenGregory was like…don’t worry folks because according to the oil companies and mainstream media when these oil related accidents occur, the ocean instantaneously eats the oil. And don’t forget when this happens the environment, surrounding ecosystems and the local food supply are spared and hardly effected.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Wednesday a federal judge rejected the Obama administration’s attempt to dismiss an energy industry lawsuit challenging the six-month ban on deepwater oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. The judge, Martin Feldman, has extensive energy industry financial ties and on Wednesday, Feldman ruled the suit can proceed because the new moratorium doesn’t differ in substance from the first. Fool me once…
PS, hit the jump to see what happened after the explosion.
First…know that Satanists have booked the convention center in Oklahoma City to perform some rituals and have “church.” And then…
EbenGregory was like…which would you rather do: Live your life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn’t or live your life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is?
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the question was rhetorical.
First…know that after Rick Ross fired the first shot, Slim Thug fired back several shots on Twitter over the weekend. And then…
Here’s what Rozay responded back with: realn—– pick up phones..a boss would kno better!!#trills—
Here’s what Gunplay responded back with: @slimthugga hoe a– n—- don’t bring yo child molestation case into dis!! #WHIMPTHUG. I let subliminal s— slide cuz u can tell they don’t want nunna dis pressure!! But when u ax for it dats when I come into play!!
Here’s what Torch responded back with: Not U2 @slimthugga aka Slim Sukka I Promise this aint the Attention U Want. I’m Not A Slim Thug Ima Fat Makk I don’t Give A Fukk I’LL Push Ya Hat Bakk.. Should I Make A Trending topik out this Guy Yall??
And then…
EbenGregory was like…peace is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it. Can’t we all just get along?
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.
EbenGregory was like…Luke 16:18 -18 Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she tight and all, but Flavor Flav had his tongue in her mouth. You big dummy (in my Red Fox voice).
First…know that TMZ.com is reporting the following:
Timbaland was the subject of a manhunt yesterday after his family believed he was so distraught over the theft of a $2 million piece of jewelry he might harm himself … this according to law enforcement sources. According to sources, the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department put out a “possible suicide attempt” APB just before 5 PM PT yesterday. A helicopter and squad cars went on the hunt for the rapper/producer’s Escalade. Here’s what we’re told happened … Timbaland was on the phone earlier in the day with his brother-in-law … deeply upset about something. We’re told one of the things that was eating at him was a theft at his Malibu residence a day before. Someone had stolen a crazy expensive Jacob & Co. watch — valued at $2 million — and Timbaland suspected it might have been someone he trusted. Timbaland left his home yesterday and began driving. Family members couldn’t locate him, became extremely worried and called the Sheriff’s Department. We’re told the helicopter located the Escalade, ground crews pulled Timbaland over and began talking to him. At some point they put Timbaland in a patrol car and took him to his residence, where they continued speaking with him and family members. Deputies called for paramedics to come and evaluate Timbaland. After the evaluation, paramedics determined Timbaland was not a threat to himself and left. We’re told the Sheriff’s Department is investigating the theft of Timbaland’s jewelry and they have possible suspects.
And then…
EbenGregory was like…he acting like they robbed his brain too. It’s not like he doesn’t have insurance. Eh…
Update:Click here to hear Timbaland speak to Ryan Seacrest about what happened.
