First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…

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This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that me no likey.

FIrst…listen to Chris Brown’s say now message about still being back balled over giving Ri-Ri and hand necklace. And then…

EbenGregory was like…would you like cheese to go with that whine?

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch an R&B artist complain about having to sleep in the bed that he made. I’m just saying.

First…know that Jaime Foxx took ‘ol girl to the Oscars after finding out how she likes to go raw dog. And then…

Hit the jump to hear it come out of her mouth:

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First…read the excerpt about the new bentley station from Autoblog.com: At the Geneva Motor Show Bentley just unveiled a stunning two-door station wagon or “shooting brake” model dubbed the Continental Flying Star built by Italian coachwork firm Touring Superleggera. Based on either the Bentley Continental GTC with a 560 hp twin-turbo 6.0-liter W12 engine, or the GTC Speed with a 610 hp engine, only 20 examples will be built at a base price of about $800,000 apiece. The car’s completely new rear compartment features two foldable rear seats and a variable loading space. The term “shooting brake” does not refer to the braking system but originated with custom built two-door luxury estate cars altered for use by hunters and other sportsmen such as golfers, equestrians, and polo players requiring easy access to larger storage areas than offered by the typical automobile trunk.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…pass.

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you I don’t want no two-door $800,000 station wagon.

First…look at the one-of-a-kind Louis Vuitton humidor on sale at London’s Pullman Gallery for $27,800. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I could pull it off but I wouldn’t by it because my problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

But that’s just me.

In “I just pulled a Beyonce” new, the big homey Columbus Short is back at it again, this time he pulled a Beyonce and fell off the stage.

Oh for real EbenGregory…could this be considered a Epic Fail?

Yes.

And now…here’s TMZ.com explaining what happened: It all went down at a step show in Fresno, when Columbus Short — who was wearing dark sunglasses indoors — didn’t see the end of the stage … and casually strolled right off of it. In the video, which was posted on MediaTakeOut, it sure looks like the crash hurt — but dude got up and continued the show … with only a minor bruise to his ego.

And now…pop the top to see the Columbus Short Epic Fail:

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First…know that EbenGregory tried to imagine what if feels like to be at a high stakes poker tournament playing for a million dollar pot on live TV and then 6 masked armed gun-man storm in to stick the joint up. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’m sure I would’ve handled things a little different than these clowns. See the video of what not to do after the jump.

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First…know that Dan Rather isn’t a fan of Obama. And then…

EbenGregory was like…pop the top to see how good ol Dan use the words “Obama” and “selling watermelon” in the same sentence.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you something in the milk ain’t clean.

First…watch the video. And then…

Dead at the ball fake to Kobe’s face.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Ron Artest channel his inner Dennis Rodman.

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…arf arf.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the video had me at go hard.

First…look at ‘ol boy’s eye. And then…

Read his tweet. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to “tough” who have the courage to sport black eyes.