First…fast forward to the 1:15 mark to see what people who are looking for a quick solution to their money problems and are hoping that a “meeting” at the 5 Links program will change their lives forever looks like. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the money n*gga’s on stage got the “message” down. They use words like, “Who likes that? Are you at the right place at the right time? Does that make sense? Is it fair? Would you agree? Why wouldn’t I do this?” Smh.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the money n*gga’s talk fast, so you gotta hear them slow.

Alternate: This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the only time you get rich quick is when you hit the lotto. But they don’t here me doe.

PS, I wish they would’ve let the tape roll so we could see how much it was gonna cost to get in on such a “wonderful opportunity.”

First…know that Damon Dash’s duplex loft #3A/4A at The Atalanta, 25 N. Moore Street is up for a foreclosure auction tomorrow at 1 PM. And then…

EbenGregory was like…here’s why Dame is in foreclosure. I call this…it’s not a diss story, it’s a real story:

* Dame buys loft in 2004 for $3.875mm;
* Dame refinances loft in 2006 for $7.3mm;
* Dame has falling out with Jay Z, and business falls to pieces;
* Dame stops paying mortgage (about $78,000/mo) and common charges (about $2,300/mo), so bank files lis pendens (August 2008) and condo files lien (January 2009);
* nothing gets better (or resolved), so the bank secures a judgment March 1, 2010 for $8,960,752, and schedules an auction for July 28.

That is all.

First…read what Charles Hamilton explained to Bossip as to why he has been committed to the New York Presbyterian Mental Hospital: Basically my stay here[NY Presbyterian Mental Hospital] is like identical to my stay in the industry. As far as being the new guy in here having to deal with politics & people trying to control you. The critics would have to be the doctors and the rounds [medicine guys]. So you can say this is like an experiment to see if the industry is really like an asylum or if I was the one bugging. Some say the Industry is like High School but it’s just like a [mental hospital].

And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he said some other things, but you’re gonna have to go here to read it.

First…know that North Korea has threatened the US and South Korea with a “sacred war.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…what was that that flashed at the 0:44 mark?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Matthew 24 ~ “And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled; for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of sorrows.”

First…watch Greg the KO Kid (his words, not mine) catch a bad one. And then…

EbenGregory was like…had ‘ol boy said something other than and i quote, “HEY N*GGA DON’T HIT ME WITH NO MOTHERF*CKIN DOOR,” this video might have ended a little different.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can see how a bouncer could get murked behind something like this.

PS, this is a classic example of when keeping it real goes wrong. And yeah, I know it was a sneak attack from the bouncer, but re-read what I said in the second paragraph. Besides, dude was holding up traffic doing an interview. You hear them horns beeping.

PPS, dead at the look in homeboy’s eyes at the 1:29 mark when his man wake’s him up.

Real Talk NY

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I wonder what happened after that?

First…watch Cudi act like a gangster rapper after a fan decided to hop on stage. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ve seen Cudi stay professional when a dude came up to him and kissed him on stage. Pause. I guess he just was fed up and plus the Old Spice guy would approve.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Cudi get kissed by a dude.

It’s at the 1:46 mark.

Dead @ ‘ol buddies introduction at the 0:22 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that working with Jane Fonda’s Low-Impact Aerobics video then the Cowboy Hip-Hop video seems like an afternoon well-spent! but I ain’t talking about me.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign the message.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where your hoe card sometimes gets pulled.

First…watch the video of ‘ol boy tooting. And then…

EbenGregory was like…dudes in a lot of pain.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the “other side” of the business sometimes lives.

First…know that ‘ol girl wanted the biggest breasts in the world and now they are literally killing her. And then…

Hit the jump to see the video of what happened next.