Two words: Uh and oh.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that after the Craigslist killer and murder-for-hire plots popping up all over the internet, the FBI probably won’t ignore it.
PS, despite what you think, this is a Carmelo Anthony post, not a Kat Stacks post.
First…watch Chippy D talk about those bullet holes on her pom-pom, why she won’t be flat-backing Pumper anytime soon and of course…Morpheus. And then…
EbenGregory was like…even SHE thinks Brian Pumper is a loser. Ha.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to hear ‘ol girl’s new theme music.
First…watch the 4g ultraviolet color video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…don’t be mad cause he stylin’ on you.
I’m just saying.
First…watch ‘ol boy freestyle like a robot. And then…
EbenGregory was like…at least he raps about what he knows about. Unlike some rappers I know.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort. PS, hit the jump for that new B. Pumper video, “P*rno N—-.” Starring Pinky.
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…this ain’t sh*t compared to what’s coming.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you didn’t know any better, you would think this was a news report about a third world nation. Smh.
Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. Maybe.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when a person is drowning, it may be better for them to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention. I’m just saying.
Dead at the 1:02 mark.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see you it plays out in the hood.
First…know that ‘ol boy is going to jail again.
That is all.
First…watch Greg the KO Kid (his words, not mine) catch a bad one. And then…
EbenGregory was like…had ‘ol boy said something other than and i quote, “HEY N*GGA DON’T HIT ME WITH NO MOTHERF*CKIN DOOR,” this video might have ended a little different.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can see how a bouncer could get murked behind something like this.
PS, this is a classic example of when keeping it real goes wrong. And yeah, I know it was a sneak attack from the bouncer, but re-read what I said in the second paragraph. Besides, dude was holding up traffic doing an interview. You hear them horns beeping.
PPS, dead at the look in homeboy’s eyes at the 1:29 mark when his man wake’s him up.
First…know that Although there’s some moderation in foreclosure activity, the recovery isn’t fast enough to save many homeowners. And then…
EbenGregory was like…the economy is getting “better.”
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where sh*t don’t seem to be getting “better.”
First…listen to ‘ol boy give his lady-friend a tongue lashing. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I wonder how Oprah feels about this?
