Don’t It Make You Mad
EbenGregory PSA: This Is How You Make A Rikers Island Grill Cheese
Two words: Oz reloaded. This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can the birds eye view of the harsh realities of prison – without going to jail.
Filed under Don't It Make You Mad
Paris Hilton Pleas Guilty In Cocaine Case, Avoids Jail Time
First…know that ‘ol girl admitted to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing an officer — and in exchange she must pay $2,000 in fines, complete 200 hours of community service and complete an “intensive” substance abuse program. She will also be on probation for one year. And then… EbenGregory was like…but she said she was innocent. [...]
Filed under C'mon Son, Don't It Make You Mad, I Toot
Kat Stacks Files A Police Report Against Carmelo Anthony
Two words: Uh and oh. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that after the Craigslist killer and murder-for-hire plots popping up all over the internet, the FBI probably won’t ignore it. PS, despite what you think, this is a Carmelo Anthony post, not a Kat Stacks post.
Filed under Cooning For The Camera, Don't It Make You Mad, I'ma Let You Tell It
Montana Fisburne Is No Longer A Friend To Brian Pumper
First…watch Chippy D talk about those bullet holes on her pom-pom, why she won’t be flat-backing Pumper anytime soon and of course…Morpheus. And then… EbenGregory was like…even SHE thinks Brian Pumper is a loser. Ha. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to hear ‘ol girl’s new theme music.
Filed under C'mon Son, Don't It Make You Mad, I'ma Let You Tell It
New Visual Video Stimulation From Rick Ross: White Sand II
First…watch the 4g ultraviolet color video. And then… EbenGregory was like…don’t be mad cause he stylin’ on you. I’m just saying.
Filed under Brown Paper Bag Money, Diddy, Don't It Make You Mad, Rick Ross, Stylin On You
EbenGregory PSA: B. Pumper Is Still Going
First…watch ‘ol boy freestyle like a robot. And then… EbenGregory was like…at least he raps about what he knows about. Unlike some rappers I know. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort. PS, hit the jump for that new B. Pumper video, “P*rno N—-.” Starring Pinky.
Filed under Don't It Make You Mad, I Know You Don't Care News But..., Stylin On You, You Funny, You Should Do More Of This
Thousands Line Up In Atlanta For Section 8 Housing Applications And All Hell Breaks Loose
First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…this ain’t sh*t compared to what’s coming. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you didn’t know any better, you would think this was a news report about a third world nation. Smh.
Filed under C'mon Son, Don't It Make You Mad, The Matrix Has You
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Maia Campbell’s Mug Shot
Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. Maybe. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when a person is drowning, it may be better for them to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention. I’m just saying.
Filed under Don't It Make You Mad, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, The Matrix Has You
