Jewelry Is A Girl’s Best Friend Press Release

Click here for the free download to Jewelry Is A Girl’s Best Friend – The Relationship Mixtape Starring EbenGregory.

Reports Sohh.com:

“He’s always locked down,” Hatch explained in an interview. “For example, a three-way call – he’s locked down for that. And most inmates make three-way calls. He’s locked down for another inmate taking a picture of him – [the inmate] sent it to his girlfriend and the girlfriend put it on the Internet. Whether or not the other inmate was punished, I don’t know. But because of these two incidents Torrance has been locked down since June. From June until December. No telephone calls, no contact, no store. He’s locked up in the cell for 23 hours. The only time he comes out is one-hour a day…Not one rapper [has reached out] — The only person I have spoken with is Young Jeezy. I heard from him but he hasn’t done anything as of yet. But the rest of them, you hear from them, but when you call them, they know my number so they don’t respond. My child was not like that. He gave to everybody.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

That is all.

EbenGregory was like…I guess so.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

Rhymes With Snitch

The I See What You Did There Awards

And just in case you missed it…read The You Gonna Feel Me Awards starring Chris Brown and Raz-B.

The You Gonna Feel Me Awards

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you feel EbenGregory. Pause.

First…watch ‘ol boy dive into the world’s deepest Blue hole. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he’s got a lot of time on his hands.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that hole looks scary as hell.

First…get to know me a little better by pressing play and listening to my jive tell all interview with Lazee Lamont and Lorenzo of Street Senator’s Radio.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling EbenGregory he should do more of this.

First…I would like to wish you a Happy 420. And then…

I would like to invite you to enjoy the Complex 420 soundboard for your listening pleasure.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that’s a cigar and not a big a$$ blunt. I’m just saying.

First…look at the artwork for the So The Other Day Mixtape. And then…listen to a couple interludes from the So The Other Day Mixtape:

The Day Tiger Woods Made The Phone Call Interlude:

The Day YouTube Called It Quits Interlude:

An then…hit the jump for the track listing and *just updated faster* download link:

And now…click here to download the So The Other Day mixtape.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that there is more where this came from.

PS: Special thank you to DJ P-Cutta for bringing me out and DJ Jonny Tsunami for the So The Other Day artwork.

PPS: The link may take a minute to download. I’ma try to find a faster link and holla back.

First…watch ‘ol girl take it easy. And then…

Hit the jump to see her and her girlfriend act like Juvenile’s “Back Dat Azz Up” just came on.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she’s having a good time. God bless her.

PS…later on that night…the Transformer got some too:

Dear Diary: Sometimes I’m A Part-Time Player

There was a goal I wanted to yesterday…but I didn’t. I got lazy and let it ride. I normally don’t do that you know…take off on a play. But yesterday I did. And when the day was over and that goal remained unchecked I thought about why I sometimes take plays off.

I usually don’t take plays off.

I’m normally a goal seeking animal. I could say to myself, “Self…you may not accomplish every goal you set — no one does — but what really matters is having goals and going after them wholeheartedly.” Like I said…I could say that. But the truth of the matter is…Diddy doesn’t take off plays. Jigga Man doesn’t take of plays. Weezy and Birdman don’t take off plays. So…I gotta be more consistent in getting what I set out to do.

No more plays off.

Today…I will re-read the 13th sentence of this diary entry until I feel like the person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. Today…I will act like I know that the difference between try and triumph is a little umph. Today…

I won’t be playing.

Signed,
The Man Who Wears The Cologne Of Accomplishment Called Sweat.

In another episode of ASK EBENGREGORY, Eric from New Jersey needs advice on whether or not to date his co-worker.

In another episode of ASK EBENGREGORY, Chad from Wyoming needs advice about how to deal with his old girlfriend that wants to be his new girlfriend. Too bad he already has a girlfriend.

In the latest edition of The Jewelry Report, Kelis finds herself petitioning a Judge to hold Nas in contempt of court after he failed to begin making his monthly $50,000 child support payments.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I finally got back on that horse.

Okay bye.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to click here http://twitter.com/mechanicaldummy if you don’t believe me.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Wendy keeps it real.

This is EbenGregory.com…kinda feeling like Shaunie needs more people.

First…listen to Fredro tell some more stories. And then…

EbenGregory was like…well dayum.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you all these stories make me wanna bring back The Jewelry Report.