First…listen to Fredro tell some more stories. And then…

EbenGregory was like…well dayum.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you all these stories make me wanna bring back The Jewelry Report.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign this message too.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Cougars are welcomed and player approved.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign the video.

First…look at Shaq’s fugazi coat. And then…

EbenGregory was like…’ol boy done took the leather off all his suit cases. Smh.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…I wonder if he drove this car to the airport. Double smh.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to fugazi Louis Vuitton products.

In “I be on that Kryptonite and so does my condo” news, the big homey Lil Wayne is back at it again, this time he’s having a hard time selling his upscale Miami apartment due to his predilection for marijuana.

Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess you assume that reader’s of your site know what the word “predilection” means huh man?

Yes.

And now…the NY Post reports why Wayne can’t get that condo off: The New Orleans native has been renting the 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment from a landlord who has listed the property for $520,000. The marijuana issue became public knowledge after several prospective buyers were taken aback by the signature aroma when visiting the home. “My fiancée and I called to make an appointment to see it, and the broker, deadpan, goes, ‘I have two questions: Are you offended by the smell of marijuana?” an unidentified couple told the NY Post. “And do you mind coming late in the afternoon? It’s currently rented by Lil Wayne, and these are not morning people.” Although the couple was initially taken aback by the apartment’s abundance of scantily-clad women, they praised the Grammy-winning rapper for his neatness. “Once we got there, a member of Wayne’s posse opened the door to the overwhelming smell of marijuana. Two hot, rap-video-looking girls were walking around in nothing but a bra and underwear, blasting hip-hop. We just went in and looked around and tried not to stare,” they revealed. “He had a perfectly organized closet of crisp T-shirts on hangers, neatly stacked piles of XXL magazine, and a fully stocked bar featuring multiple bottles of Hennessy Black.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

The condo’s not really Wayne’s and thus not his problem ice jewelry.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you’re looking for the jewelry, re-read the last sentence.

First…listen to Star tell 50 why he shouldn’t sign Beanie Sigel. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I ain’t gonna touch it.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

First…read T-Pain’s tweets. And then…

EbenGregory was like…this is the last Chris Brown related post for the day.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch T-Pain sideline throw Pleasure P under the bus.

Jerry Jones: Shouldn’t you be helping Dr. Dre finish up Detox?

Eminem: Y’all probably gonna go 0-4 in December huh man?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you power summit picture via RapRadar.com

Okay bye.

First…read Chris’s tweets about being black-balled at Wal-Mart:

And then…

Sorry to hear of your misfortune ice jewelry: If a person talks of their misfortune, there is something in it that is not disagreeable to them.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that my life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. I’m just saying.

Previously: The Industry hates Chris and his new CD.

First…watch the cross-over king get crossed up and fall down. And then…

EbenGregory was like…old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

But you don’t hear me doe.