Archive for the ‘Fail’ Category

Trina Speaks On Nude Pics That Leaked To The Net

Monday, March 1st, 2010

First…listen to Trina talk about losing her phone that had nude pics on it and how embarrassed she would be if they fell into the wrong hands. And then…

EbenGregory was like…well I guess she’s embarrassed because the pics leaked.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you wanna see the pics you gonna have to go here to see them. I just can’t bring myself to actually post them even though I told you where you can see them.

Joe Budden Addresses Tahiry Domestic Abuse Claims

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

First…listen to Joe Budden talk about how he mushed “the sh*t” (his words) out of Tahiry for cheating. And then…

EbenGregory was like…eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you domestic violence is wack.

New Details Emerge In Buju Banton Cocaine Bust Including Buju Allegedly Tooting

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

First…listen to the details of his arrest which include Buju meeting some undercovers at a Tropicana restaurant, having a “meet and greet” with undercovers, opening a brick up, tooting and tasting the coke and then giving the nod to complete the transaction. And then…

EbenGregory was like…FAIL.

This EbenGregory.com…telling you that usually the wrongdoer is more unfortunate than the man wronged. But you don’t hear me doe.

Tiger Woods Voicemail: The Slow Jam Remix

Friday, December 4th, 2009

First…listen to the remixed voice mail. And then…

EbenGregory was like…even if he remixed it, ‘ol girl still would’ve sold the tape. I’m just saying.

EbenGregory PSA: Butt Implants = Fail

Friday, December 4th, 2009

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…idiot.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that ‘ol girl probably wishes she had a twin, so she could know what she’d look like without plastic surgery. I’m just saying.

The New Jersey Nets Set An NBA Record Going 0-18

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that good losers lose too often. But you don’t hear me doe.

Amber Alert: Pleasure P Is A Child Molester Allegedly

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

In “Guess who’s having the best/worst week ever” news, the big homey Pleasure P is back at it again, this time he collected several Grammy nods and then…was outed for being a convicted child molester.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like ‘ol boy is somewhere going play me.

Yes.

And now…here’s a letter NecoleBitchie.com received about how Pleasure P is an alleged convicted child molester:

Hey Necole,

I know you heard a lot about the whole “Pretty Rickey/Pleasure P” child molestation drama. Well I am VERY close to the situation and BOTH parties and I want you to understand that it is ALL true. Not speculation or anything. He was convicted. The problem lies in Blue Star Entertainment, the label that housed and groomed Pretty Ricky. They paid a substantial amount of money to have these documents sealed back in 2006. [<==see Pretty Ricky member Diamond Blue's response to this below] The label wanted to keep the aura of Pleasure in the group and figured since he was signed basically for life that they would recoup the cost. Well, this was not the case as the other members of Pretty Ricky started separating themselves from Marcus “Pleasure P” Cooper as time went on. This eventually lead to them riding in separate cars to shows, arguing amongst themselves to them even jumping him (Pleasure P) at one point. This lead to him leaving the group but he is still very much contracted to Blue Stars Entertainment for 5 albums.

Here’s what happened: When he was 16 going on 17, he was left alone with his niece and nephew with whom he touched and penetrated with fingers on several occasions. His aunt noticed his niece complaining of her genital area hurting, when asked what happened she replied “Uncle Marcus keeps touching me and he hurt me”. Of course Marcus (Pleasure P) denied the allegations but the doctor found signs that she had vaginal damage and tearing. Charges were then pursued by the State of Florida.

The incident happened in 2004 going into 2005. He served like 8 months, rehab and community service by time the trial came up. Marcus accepted a plea with the State of Florida and Joseph Smith who is the care giver of the niece and nephew which Marcus “Pleasure P” Cooper molested. These are not the only papers filed against him. These are the first of 3. As part of the plea agreement Marcus plead guilty and paid an “undisclosed amount” to remain free and have the records “sealed” and on the family level for them to remain quiet and not to speak publicly about it. The “sealed document” means nothing other than “we won’t tell anyone it’s here..but if they find it they can have it” basically. The problem also is that Attorney Goldstein (Who represented Marcus “Pleasure P” Cooper in the trial) has a daughter named Laura Goldstein who is also her fathers assistant. Marcus Cooper never completed his payments after the hearing to his attorney.

Attorney Goldstein tried to reach out to Marcus only to be told “Don’t call this phone no more” on several occasions. This caused frustration on Attorney Goldstein’s ends due to the time & effort he put into this “special plea bargain” he negotiated that I don’t think ANY attorney could have done. After Attorney Goldstein threatened to sue Marcus Cooper the “alleged threats” became real from Coopers end. I have personally heard these messages and I know who they are from and they are very disturbing. Especially to an attorney who can use them against you.

Laura Goldstein felt her father was not doing enough to stop the threats as they began to increase so she took to twitter (her twitter is @AGoldsteinGirl) to “expose” Marcus “Pleasure P” Cooper in a way that was sure to make him “go away”. Now all the documents from the initial hearing have been released and there is plenty more evidence out there I assure you. Everyone involved including Spectacular (Pretty Ricky) have commented via twitter on the documents in shock thinking they would never get out.

The next problem is whether Laura Goldsteins father will have to pay the ultimate price of getting disbarred for breaking Attorney Client Privilege or will it be deemed public domain? I don’t know, but I do know both parties and its about to get ugly. I will keep you up to speed if anything else jumps off.

And now…here’s Laura Goldsteins tweets about Pleasure P being an alleged child molester:

And now…

Click here to see the court documents regarding Pleasure P’s alleged sickness.

And lastly…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you dude can kiss them Grammy’s good-bye.

Pinky Talks About Being Infected

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

First…listen to Pinky talk about having caught a gang of std’s while “working.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where young kids can see what the opposite of a role model looks like. I’m just saying.

And Just In Case You Missed The J. Lo American Music Awards Fail…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

First…J. Lo try to pull a Ciara move on stage and FAIL. And then…

EbenGregory was like…c’mon son, you know you can’t pull that move off.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to FAIL.

Tila Tequila Gets Topless And Then Has A Strip Tease Fail

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

First…watch Tila Tequlia do a strip tease fail. And then…

EbenGregory was like…what’s next.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to bisexual D-list reality stars looking for a check from Shawn Merriman.

Two Ferrari’s + 1 Good Driver + 1 Not So Good Driver = Fail

Monday, November 16th, 2009

First…watch two idiots race two red Ferrai’s on Bulgarian city streets. And then…

Watch one of them take a loss.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy needs some drifting lessons.