EbenGregory was like…that kinda reminded me of the Drake no hands picture.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering why ‘ol boy takes these types of pics.

And I was like…it’s M Bison from Street Fighter.

That is all.

And I was like…sexual attractiveness or sex appeal can refer to anything which has the ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of a person.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this picture accomplishes that.

And I was like…a kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

PS, hit the jump to see the picture that looks better than this one.

First…look at the picture. And then…

EbenGregory was like…is ‘ol boy sucking lollipop on a chopper?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Shyne aka Dog the Bounty Hunter new voice apparently isn’t going anywhere. And yeah…smh at Def Jam’s marketing department for releasing this pic.

PS, hit the jump to hear his new “street” single Roller Song.

And I was like…that hair would be perfect if Rhianna were playing a role in Shottas Part 2.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

First…watch ‘ol girl get some swimming lessons. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the money shot at 2:25 mark. But I ain’t tripping.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked.

President Obama: This n*gga’s hair looks terrible.

Pharrell: ‘Ol boy smiling like he been smoking. Or maybe he’s laughing about my new hairstyle.

The Photographer: Both of y’all need to hit up the barbershop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Pharrell’s two for two.

Larry: If I don’t get out this sun and quick, this mascara is gonna melt my face.

Snoop: This new iPad is the sh*t.

Chris Brown: Dude…you sucked a$$ during your performance at All-Star.

Usher: I know, I know. Don’t you wish you were Tre Songz right now?

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…me no likey.

This is EbenGregory.com…if it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. (Act like you get it)

First…watch Young Buck’s G-Unit diatribe. And then…

EbenGregory was like…these antics ain’t gonna get you out of your contract. Smh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that eventually Buck’s gonna get back to this:

Photographer taking picture: When in doubt, wear some bullsh*t.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: Big dummies.

First…watch Steve talk about the iPad that features a half-inch thick and weighs just 1.5 pounds, with a 9.7-inch capacitive touchscreen IPS LCD display, and it’s running a custom 1GHz Apple “A4″ chip developed by the P.A. Semi team, with a 10-hour battery life and a month of standby. It’ll come in 16, 32, and 64GB sizes, and it’s got the expected connectivity: very little. There’s a 30-pin Dock connector, a speaker, a microphone, Bluetooth, and 802.11n WiFi, as well as an accelerometer and a compass. As expected, it can run iPhone apps. And then…

EbenGregory was like…check out the prices:

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if it comes with insurance.

PS…here’s more footage of people selling it.

First…watch Obama ham it up with the LA Lakers. And then…

Look at Khloe Kardashian meeting the President and tweeting about it. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Khloe need grammar check for Twitter.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to read her Tweet again to see what I see.