Guess Who I Saw

Larry: If I don’t get out this sun and quick, this mascara is gonna melt my face. Snoop: This new iPad is the sh*t.

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Chris Brown: Dude…you sucked a$$ during your performance at All-Star. Usher: I know, I know. Don’t you wish you were Tre Songz right now?

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First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…me no likey. This is EbenGregory.com…if it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. (Act like you get it)

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First…watch Young Buck’s G-Unit diatribe. And then… EbenGregory was like…these antics ain’t gonna get you out of your contract. Smh. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that eventually Buck’s gonna get back to this:

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Photographer taking picture: When in doubt, wear some bullsh*t.

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Filed under Booooooooooooo, Guess Who I Saw, Kelis, Late For That, The Matrix Has You, You Should Do More Of This

First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…two words: Big dummies.

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Filed under Black Men Making Us Look Bad, Could You Pull This Look Off, Guess Who I Saw, Late For That, N*gga U Crazy

Guess Who I Saw: Steve Jobs Unveils The iPad

First…watch Steve talk about the iPad that features a half-inch thick and weighs just 1.5 pounds, with a 9.7-inch capacitive touchscreen IPS LCD display, and it’s running a custom 1GHz Apple “A4″ chip developed by the P.A. Semi team, with a 10-hour battery life and a month of standby. It’ll come in 16, 32, and [...]

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Filed under Clap For 'Em, Could You Pull This Look Off, Guess Who I Saw, I'ma Let You Tell It

First…watch Obama ham it up with the LA Lakers. And then… Look at Khloe Kardashian meeting the President and tweeting about it. And then… EbenGregory was like…Khloe need grammar check for Twitter. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to read her Tweet again to see what I see.

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